Seeing This Dad's Saturday Mornings Will Convince You To Not Have Kids

Enjoy peace and quiet? Like it when you get to unwind? Maybe you look forward to a weekend filled with nothingness. If you have kids, all that alone time gets replaced with blaring pop music wondering what certain animals sound like and dolls getting smashed on your shoulder. Every damn day. What a wonderful trade off!

Fun Video Of Babies Trying Lemon For The First Time In Slow Motion

Someone had a brilliant idea: Let’s give babies lemon wedges for the first time — just like every single parent does in the privacy of their home — and record their reaction in slow motion so the entire world can laugh at them.

Adorable Five-Year-Old Discovers Bonehead Xbox Vulnerability

Five-year-old Kristoffer Von Hassel’s parents didn’t want him getting into the grown-up games on the family’s Xbox, so they put the gory stuff behind a password. But Kristoffer’s an inquisitive little guy, and he blew right past the parental safeguard — and discovered a pretty silly Xbox security flaw in the process.

Awesome Dad Built An Even More Awesome Batpod Motorcycle For His Kids

There’s already a lot of responsibilities in being a parent. You gotta make sure your kids are fed. Make sure they bathe. Make sure they’re safe. And make sure they don’t become a menace to society. There’s only one requirement in becoming an awesome parent though and it’s this: build your kids an awesome Batpod motorcycle they can ride around.

Russian Teen Sets Himself On Fire And Jumps Off A Building Just For Fun

We knew that Russian kids were crazy, but things are getting even more insane. Take Sanya, a teen from Barnaul, a city in the West Siberian Plain. He set himself on fire, jumped from the top of a building into the snow below, stood up and said ‘that was cool!’ Of course, the video has gone viral, so expect many other Russian kids doing the same soon.

Watching Kids Discovering Their Own Shadow Is Surprisingly Fun

Do you remember the first time you saw your own shadow? I don’t. But apparently it’s a pretty shocking experience. I don’t blame these kids. If you really think about it, shadows are damn freaky.

Four-Year-Old Adorably Starts Crying Because Of A Sad Song

Watch Jackson, an awesome four-year-old kid, become overwhelmed by a beautifully sad song while riding in his Dad’s car. He tries to fight off the tears, but he can’t help it.

Adult-sized Child Made A Street Legal Little Tikes Car That Goes 112km/h

Do you know what the most disappointing thing about being an adult is? It’s not the slow metabolism or the achy joints or the plateau of growth, it’s the fact that we’re all failures to our childhood selves. We don’t eat candy, we don’t play with toys and we drive responsible vehicles. Not John Bitmead though, he’s the type of full-fledged adult who wouldn’t disappoint his childhood self because he made a street legal Little Tikes Car that can zoom up to 112km/h.

How To Install Parental Controls On All Of Your Gadgets

Let’s face it, the internet is a wicked cesspool of filth and debauchery filled with weirdos, pervs and foul-mouthed trolls. You can ensure that your kids remain untainted by these corrupting influences while they surf the web simply by activating the integrated Parental Controls of every major OS and gaming system. Here’s how.

Emoji In Real Life Are Terrifying (But Could Save A Kid's Life)

What do you get when you apply the kindly, whimsical emoji you know and love to actual human faces? Nightmare fuel for days. But also very clever ad campaign that aims to stop sexual predators from occupying your child’s open tabs.