You know, for my mythical iPhone. At an April Fool’s Day price of only £89.99 ($149), the converter makes your inserted iPhone magnify to the size of an iPad. A far better investment, if you ask me. [IWantOneOfThose.com]
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Ritual Steve Ballmer humiliation isn’t just for blogs anymore! Nope, now even Microsoft’s corporate class – in this case Microsoft Developer Division VP Scott Guthrie – is in on the joke. Way in.
I don’t know whether to go to an Apple store or the feminine care aisle to purchase an iPad. Oh, don’t groan! You cracked similar jokes. And let’s face it: They’re all kinda lame and won’t bother Steve whatsoever.
At tonight’s Microsoft Keynote, dear ol’ Steve Ballmer made it a point to include plenty of lame jokes, gimmicks and antics. Whether all of them were intentional, we’ll never know, but here are our favourites.
It gets boring this time of year in Scotland. That’s what I assume anyway, knowing that scientists in Aberdeen have developed software to turn a computer into a cold pun machine. Some of the jokes are funny! Most are not.
Swine flu: do you have it yet? No? Well why not? You need to get yourself an INFLU mask, stat.
