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Sonic Nausea Makes Your Prank Victims Sick, Literally

Posted by Adam Frucci at 7:40 AM on December 4, 2008

Nothing says hilarity like making somebody else physically ill. That's the idea behind Sonic Nausea, a tiny device that makes people sick to their stomach when they're within it's range.

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Gadgets

Toilet Paper Puzzle Makes Pooping Even More Frustrating

Posted by Adam Frucci at 12:45 AM on July 30, 2008

Nothing says hilarity like forcing the more dim-witted of your friends to endure skidmarks and dingleberries by putting a puzzle on your toilet paper roll. Boy, you sure are a jokester! You really have an eye for when puzzles and trickery are appropriate and for when they clearly aren't! A toast, to you! [Product Page via NerdApproved]


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Gadgets

Bloody Serial Killer Shower Curtain Brings Murderous Fun Into the Bathroom

Posted by Jack Loftus at 6:00 AM on July 28, 2008

There's actually a lot more to this bloody shower curtain Halloween decoration than meets the eye. There's the obvious stuff, of course, like the homage to Alfred Hitchcock classic Psycho. And the blood splatters and hand prints themselves say a lot about the owner. But beyond that, there's a little something extra in store for guests who need to drop off the candy corn in between Trick or Treats.


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Phones

Eric's Huge iPhone is Large, Probably Doesn't Make Calls

Posted by Haroon Malik at 11:15 PM on April 27, 2008

The picture is all we have to go on, so what we can tell is this; it looks like an iPhone, but that probably isn't a real touchscreen. Sadly, we doubt it will be making any calls either. You know what they say; if it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck, chances are it is a duck. Well, in light of that information, we can rule out the possibility that it is a duck. I think we can slowly eliminate stuff it isn't in this fashion, eventually we'll get our answer. Alternatively, Eric, if you're reading, drop us a line and let us know what the hell's going on, buddy. [Flickr via Unplugged via winandmac]


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Random Stuff

Craigslist Auction for Nintendo & Apple Merger Documents Has Us Reaching for Our Wallets

Posted by Haroon Malik at 3:59 PM on April 6, 2008

We know you can find an occasional bargain on Craigslist, but this takes the biscuit: documents actually detailing a merger between Apple and Nintendo. We knew Nintendo and Apple were up to something—has no one else noticed all the plastic white styled similarities? C'mon you guys, it's just makes sense! Now, we're off to put in our bid. Expect some seriously breaking news soon. [Kotaku]


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Microsoft Surface: The Parody

Posted by Seamus Byrne at 10:15 AM on June 21, 2007

SarcasticGamer makes this video detailing the reasons why you, Joe Average IT Guy, would want to buy a Microsoft Surface table. We're in for eight. Sarcastic Gamer

The REAL Jesus Phone

Posted by Seamus Byrne at 4:10 AM on June 18, 2007

JesusPicture%201wtmk.jpgBelieve it or not, when we say "Jesus Phone", we mean it as a joke. Yes, This Is Real... OK, It's Fake

LOL BOTS Take This Joke One Step Closer to the Grave

Posted by Seamus Byrne at 4:30 AM on June 15, 2007

lolbots.jpgIt's official: LOL___ are this year's All Your Base. Enjoy it while it lasts, this crap will be driving you insane any day now, if it doesn't already. LOL BOTS [Unnngh]