newVideoPlayer("jesusphonesaves_gizmodo.flv", 494, 277,""); And the Lord came to Dr. Daniel Low and told him: “Praise the iPhone, for it can make your calls, get your mail, play your music, browse the web, and now help kids go to surgery without having to use sedatives to calm them down!” And the Lord—who looked remarkably like this guy— gave him one, and then he took it to the kids at the Seattle Children’s Hospital, where he raised it up on high, saying: “first, shalt thou watch the videos. Then shalt thou calm the hell down, no more, no less.” And the children calmed down, and he saw it was good. So good, in fact, that he has used it for six months with 450 children, reducing the use of drugs by 85%. But how does it work?