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Science
How To Make Your Own Shroud Of Turin
1:20AM Jesus Diaz | Further proving that the Shroud of Turin—a linen cloth that believers say covered Jesus after the crucifixion—is a big fake, scientists have made a reproduction using inexpensive materials and easy techniques from the Middle Ages. This is how. More »
Random Stuff
Who You Gonna Call? Who?
8:40AM Jesus Diaz | If Jayzeus appears in your house, you better have a Proton Pack, wand, and trap ready. Or you can invite Him for drinks, and He’ll multiply your caipirinhas for free, all night long. [The Chive]
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8:20AM Jesus Diaz | This whole Facebook thing is going way too far, which is why Satan uses Twitter. [Thanks David]
Jesus Wants To Be Your Friend
8:20AM Jesus Diaz | This whole Facebook thing is going way too far, which is why Satan uses Twitter. [Thanks David]
Gadgets
No One Knew Jesus Would Come Back As a Cookie
1:40AM John Mahoney | I think this Google translation of zie German says it best: “Oh my Lord – even for the unbelievers a heavenly delight! Can baking sin?” [Product Page via Gadget Lab] More »
Entertainment
Review: New Indy’s Most Deadly Trap Is the Movie Itself
6:30AM Gizmodo US Edition | Yesterday I saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Like a kid, I went to the movie theatre ready for all the popcorn cinema fun I could get—the crazy chases, the fights, bugs, snakes, temples, tombs, skeletons and all the deadly machines and ancient gadgets that they could throw at me. In fact, I’ve been ready for them since the end credits of the Last Crusade. Right there, as the lights went down, waiting for the first notes of the theme song, I was ready to shiver and jump in my seat. I was ready for the ride. (WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD)
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Reader of the Month: Dr. Francisco Gómez Bravo
10:30AM Jesus Diaz | We don’t usually give Reader of the Month awards, only stars to top commenters who actually post useful or funny stuff. But this reader doesn’t comment in Gizmodo, even while he confessed he’s addicted to it. He doesn’t send us stories or suggestions to tips@gizmodo.com either. Or corrections. Nothing. In fact, I met him today for the first time, after my dog Jones bit me on the mouth this morning, cutting a very deep and nasty 1-inch-long injury in the shape of a seven—just below my inferior lip. His name is Dr. Francisco Gómez Bravo, and he’s one of the top plastic surgeons here, in the Old Continent. More »
Entertainment
The iPhone Is Truly the JesusPhone, Helps Kids Avoid Sedatives
5:00AM Jesus Diaz | And the Lord came to Dr. Daniel Low and told him: “Praise the iPhone, for it can make your calls, get your mail, play your music, browse the web, and now help kids go to surgery without having to use sedatives to calm them down!” And the Lord—who looked remarkably like this guy— gave him one, and then he took it to the kids at the Seattle Children’s Hospital, where he raised it up on high, saying: “first, shalt thou watch the videos. Then shalt thou calm the hell down, no more, no less.” And the children calmed down, and he saw it was good. So good, in fact, that he has used it for six months with 450 children, reducing the use of drugs by 85%. But how does it work? More »
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