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Cost Of Irene, Slingshot Cameras, And Other Stories We Didn’t Post

So much news passes before our collective eyes every day that we couldn’t possibly cover it all. Mostly because much of it isn’t worth covering! But here are a some borderline tidbits we passed on, just in case.


The Massive Amount Of Crap Left By Irene In New York’s Harbour

NASA has released this true-colour satellite image of New York Harbour. It usually is full of crap, but this photo shows a lot more. All that vomiting green and brown you see? It’s the effect of Hurricane Irene.


Furious Drunk Man Attacks Motorist With Live Power Line

According to police, this guy is one crazy drunk suicidal bastard who grabbed a live power line struck down by Hurricane Irene and attacked another driver in the middle of the storm. How the hell did he do that?


Before And After Pictures Of Hurricane Irene Are Stunning And Sad

As I woke up on Sunday morning in New York City after Hurricane Irene, I was disappointed. Why? Because naively, I wanted to see what a “real” hurricane looked like. Now that I’ve seen these before and after pictures, I’m embarrassed for feeling like that. The pictures are gut-wrenching.


Jet-Skiing Through Your Hurricane-Ravaged Neighbourhood

What would you do if you woke up after Irene and saw your entire town had been flooded? Check your basement? Call friends and see if they’re OK? Hell no, brah — get out the jet ski and get x-treme.


Watch Bill Nye Try To Explain Irene And Climate Change

Check out our favourite science guy, Bill Nye, struggle to be tactful when all he wants to do is explain science to people. That’s why we love you, Bill. This Fox host loves you, too. Science, maybe less so.


Seeing New York City During Hurricane Irene Was Like Seeing A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland

Though New York City largely managed to avoid the wrath of Hurricane Irene, the windy bitch still managed to strip the soul of the city that never sleeps. Watch it. It was like a post-apocalyptic city evaporated of life and people.


Don’t Be Mad At The Weather Man Because Irene Fizzled

So Hurricane Irene was a major letdown. Right? Why did that arsehole weather dude make you evacuate, anyway?


Watch A Weather Man Get Covered In What’s Probably Raw Sewage

Look, if you’re getting pelted in the face with bad-smelling, bad-tasting “organic material,” maybe it’s time to pack up and take it to the studio, yeah? Poor Tucker Barnes learned that the hard way in Ocean City, MD, where he got covered head-to-toe in sea foam probably caused by raw sewage backup from Hurricane Irene.


Hurricane Irene Has An OK Cupid Profile

And it’s very clever. I guess hurricanes need love, just like the rest of us. Check out Irene’s OK Cupid page.


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