What would you do if you woke up after Irene and saw your entire town had been flooded? Check your basement? Call friends and see if they’re OK? Hell no, brah — get out the jet ski and get x-treme.
Look, if you’re getting pelted in the face with bad-smelling, bad-tasting “organic material,” maybe it’s time to pack up and take it to the studio, yeah? Poor Tucker Barnes learned that the hard way in Ocean City, MD, where he got covered head-to-toe in sea foam probably caused by raw sewage backup from Hurricane Irene.