With the Palabra Graciosa (Gracious Word) keyring, you will not need to learn Spanish. Capable of saying “Hijo de Puta”, “Comemierda”, “Cabrón” and “Maricón” at the push of a button, this will work to start conversations, call friends, order a beer, express your love, and even defend yourself in any civil debate. I know, because I’m from Spain and three out of every four words I say are in that list.

As a bonus, for a way to learn the multiple uses of the expression “Hijo de Puta”, check this video, which is also a homage to our beloved Mr. T.

Yes, I know, I need a vacation. [Prankplace via BBGadgets]