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This Is How Geniuses Live Forever

It stands to reason that anyone with an online presence will enjoy some level of immortality long after they’re gone. But for the old-school? You had statues and you had nouns. And language is much cooler than sculpted stone.


February 12, 2009
Science

Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard

Get ready for eternal life and better sex: Russian scientists working on a Siberian mammoth graveyard have found unknown bacterium DNA which, according to preliminary lab results, effectively extends mice’s life-as well as other things.


April 18, 2008
Science

Scientists Discover How to Extend Lifespans without Starving Yourself

Restricting yourself to a super-low calorie diet has been discovered as a way to extend your lifespan by a noticeable number of years, but it comes with a pretty lousy side effect: you don’t get to eat anything. Not worth it! I’d rather die at 70 knowing the sweet taste of ham and cheese Hot Pockets than live to 90 and always be hungry. But there’s good news: it looks like scientists have figured out why calorie-restricted diets increase lifespans, and they’re going to put that magic in pill form.