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Phones
Get a Palm Pre Tattoo For a Free Pre: Save $US199, Lose a Lifetime of Dignity
5:40AM Adam Frucci | Lou wanted a free Palm Pre. So, naturally, he got a Palm Pre tattoo. Wait, what? More »
Entertainment
This Is How You Record a TV With a Camcorder So You’re Just an MPAA Toolbag, Not a Pirate
12:00PM Matt Buchanan | No clever invective needed: It’s an instructional video from the MPAA showing how to record a TV screen for classroom clips, instead of ripping a DVD. I think they really mean it, too. =( [BoingBoing] More »
Weapons
World’s Smartest Prison Officer Fired After Using a Stun Gun on Visiting Children
5:40AM Adam Frucci | Bad idea: using a taser on someone who’s done nothing wrong. Very, very bad idea: using a taser on a bunch of kids visiting a prison for Take Your Son or Daughter to Work Day. More »
Random Stuff
Genius Locks Herself Inside Car, Calls 911 To Save Her
6:20AM Sean Fallon | Okay, I understand that people can panic and lose focus, but damn. Gotta feel bad for her though. More »
GPS
GPS Navigator Tries to Kill Man, Man Arrested
12:20AM Matt Buchanan | Driving through Todmorden, West Yorkshire, Robert Jones followed his GPS navigator, as he normally does. But what he didn’t know was that his navigator had decided Robert needed to die. More »
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BREAKING: Cat Bong Guy Gives Up Marijuana
7:20AM Jason Chen | The cat-in-a-bong dude says he’s giving up pot. [Lincoln Journal Star] More »
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Terrible Human Being Puts His Cat in a Bong to ‘Chill it Out’
7:20AM Adam Frucci | Here’s something you should not do: put your cat in a bong when it’s being too rambunctious. You moron. More »
Games
Big Shot Allegedly Throws Taco at Mummy for Unplugging Xbox
1:00AM Mark Wilson | Zachary Moir, 19 (though mentally about 7 and 3 months), was arrested under charges of assaulting his mother— with a taco—because she unplugged his Xbox when he wouldn’t come downstairs for dinner. More »
Vehicles
Congressman’s Fuel Cell Road Trip Was Horrifically Inefficient
11:30AM Jason Chen | Congressman Eric Massa of NY tried to drive a fuel cell car from NY to DC to make an environmental point and to show how great fuel cell cars are. He failed at both. More »
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