Humour

Geek Out

Watch As Zoo Keepers Struggle To Contain A Deadly Rhino Pinata

3:00PM Today | Andrew Liszewski

Even zoos have to prepare for worst-case-scenarios, like when an animal escapes its enclosure. But I’m not so sure the paper mache rhinoceros used at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo really drives the point home of how dangerous this could be. More »


Geek Out

Glimpse Your Future As An Elderly Curmudgeon

5:00AM Today | Michael Hession

What will children of the digital age complain about when they are 70? I personally can’t wait to see the shock on my grandkids’ faces when I tell them about the days of dial-up modems and the world before YouTube. Watch this video for a look into the crystal ball. More »


Cameras

Why Camera Nerds Can Be The Worst Nerds

5:00AM Yesterday | Brian Barrett

There’s so much one can learn about cameras, from ISO to white balance to aperture settings. And there is, for some reason, an irresistible urge to share that knowledge once you’ve learned it, even if no one’s asking, and even if it’s totally irrelevant to the conversation at hand. More »


Entertainment

Han And Chewy’s Secret Love Revealed On Conan

7:00PM February 6, 2012 | Michael Hession

It’s time we let our favourite Star Wars characters be themselves. Why should they hide behind the vail of traditional gender roles? After all, relationship politics can be as compelling and fantastical as battling the Empire, right? More »


Geek Out

This Photo Sums Up How We Feel About The Yellow Pages

6:00PM February 5, 2012 | Andrew Liszewski

I would like to take this opportunity to personally thank Kate who perfectly sums up how I and probably a good chunk of the population, feel about those giant stacks of unclaimed phone books showing up at apartment buildings every year. More »


Entertainment

The iNett: Conan’s Solution To Foxconn Suicides

8:30AM February 3, 2012 | Michael Hession

The ongoing issues that Apple faces regarding workplace conditions in its suppliers’ Chinese factories has left an ugly streak on the company’s bright and sparkly facade. Why not use all that power of innovation and design to tackle the core issue? Last night’s Conan featured an Apple commercial that ‘revolutionises the safety net’. Zing! More »


Computing

Have You Ever Unlocked Any Of These Computing Achievements?

7:30AM February 3, 2012 | Jesus Diaz

Even if you don’t work in the IT department, you probably have unlocked or help unlock some of these achievements, whether it’s the “Have you tried to restart?” or “The Network is down.” We all have been there. More »


Geek Out

Teen Capable Only Of Texting To Be Euthanased, Reports The Onion

7:30PM February 1, 2012 | Brent Rose

Tragic news today reported in a hard-hitting Onion exclusive. A teenage girl, capable only of texting and rolling her eyes sarcastically has been declared legally brain-dead and will be euthanased by her parents. Using this case as precedent, bodies are sure to be stacking up, judging by what I see on the subway every day. More »


Geek Out

NASA Engineer Reveals Space Cats Secret

8:30AM February 1, 2012 | Jesus Diaz

Brant Widgeon, an Astronomical Image Enhancement Engineer at NASA Goddard Space Flight Center*, explains his experience creating all those amazing space images that leave the entire world in awe. What the entire world doesn’t know is how they are really created. More »


Online

Why That Fancy Password Isn’t Nearly As Safe As You Thought

10:45AM January 31, 2012 | Brian Barrett

Nice password you got there! Super complicated, I love it. You know who else loves it? Computers! Because by carefully crafted a string of alphanumerical gibberish that you need tattooed on your palm to remember, you’ve made a password much easier to crack than, say, four simple unrelated words. But hey, at least it feels safer, right? [xkcd]