As you might expect, the A10 is not powerful enough to be used for anything beyond the basics, but the Atom processor, 1GB RAM and 160GB hard drive put it neatly in that “first PC” sort of range. Pricing has not been announced, but rest assured the obnoxious Hello Kitty branding will probably make what would otherwise be a cheap PC rather pricey. [Akihabara via Ubergizmo]

All it takes is an Xacto knife, super glue, triangular head screwdriver, and a printout of the picture you want—and of course the Hello Kitty McDonalds watch. Just remove the toddler-size watchband and get to tinkering! In much less time than it takes for that Happy Meal to pass through your small intestine, you’ll have your very own custom Domo watch! Or one with your girlfriend. Or Boba Fett. Or a different, even cuter picture of Hello Kitty. The choice is yours. [Instructables]

Normally, we’d call a $US106 keyboard that boasts no significant features—aside from deadly cuteness and the ability to make grown men say “No, seriously, this is for my kid sister, honest” on command—a ripoff, but since this cat would skin us alive, we’ll stay quiet. Goes well with this, which is also pink, and therefore adorable.

Works with Windows XP, Vista and assorted torture devices. [Geek Stuff 4 You via Coolest Gadgets]

It even comes with its own matching purse and complements. For $US142, I don’t really know what else do you want, really. [eemobi via Fashion Funky]

FedEx says they are delivering it this monday. Oh. Yes. [Think Geek]

“We are not ruling out other possibilities,” said LAPD captain Mike Furillo, “there’s the microwave, the gas oven, the hairdryer, the water boiler, the butler and that huge stash of MDMA and Xanax.” He then proceeded to show the press what appeared to be sightly burned leather gloves in a plastic bag. “And then we have these. We found them in the living room with the initials O.J. on them. Can you believe it? Can you see the pattern here? Can you? Huh? Huh?” while winking repeatedly at the press waiting outside Hello Kitty’s apartment block.

Japanese-born Kitty, 34, whose real name was Janice Lindeblower, was found naked, her body charred on the kitchen floor next to dead boyfriend Badtz Badtz Maru, 31, who had the same injuries, according to LA County coroner Jim Exposito. Both were pronounced dead at the scene. Asked about the possible cause of death, Exposito said that “the first clues point out to an electrical problem. Apparently the microwave went into some kind ultra-powerful cycle. Almost demonic. Yeah. That’s it. I bet they were demons or something.” According to Engadget editor Ryan Block, this is highly improbable: “a non-ionizing 2.45 GHz electromagnetic waves emitter consumer-oriented device like this won’t kill people unless their cavity magnetrons have been tampered with, for what the IEEE specifies as military radar definitions, that is, 30 to 300GHz waves. These guys need to learn how to do their jobs.”

Two cross-sections from Hello Kitty autopsy. One with roasted pineapple. Gross.

Famed Hello Kitty expert and Digg editor Kevin Rose was sad to hear the news. “I’m sad to hear the news,” Rose said via radio-link from his yacht in the Mediterranean, “my story with Kitty goes a long way back, even if our relationship went a little cold when she met that penguin. No pun intended.”

In a phone call later today, close friend of Kitty and LOLcats Inc.’s VP of Marketing Lady Fatouche declared: “o the tearz. Firs Chandler now Kitty. Wear iz we goin to do wiz no Kitty? Dis terribl sad newz. Terribl.”

Hello Kitty left no heirs to her $58 billion fortune, composed by several estates, intellectual property portfolios, Apple stock and, reportedly, the biggest collection of pink sex toys in the world. According to unnamed sources, erotic novels auteur Jason Chen, who had a brief affair with la Kitty during the 90s, may claim his rights over her assets. “Or at least, her sex toys collection,” Mr. Chen said in a note sent from his San Francisco, California, 5,380-square-foot triplex bachelor pad. “And her bras.” [Hello Kitty Hell]