You might think the life of a tech writer is all drugs, cash, women, and limousines, but that’s a burdensome misconception. A few nights ago, while trying to reheat a pie, my toaster blew up. So I need this one.
I don’t mind bright red laptops, but this laptop, courtesy of Mouse computers, is just plain… no. It’s incredibly wrong on just about every single level.
I’m flying to Tokyo today, but I’m rather hopeful that what’s at the other end isn’t this astonishingly ugly ‘Hello Kitty’ DECT phone that Pioneer’s released. I guess it’d match up with the Hello Kitty Android phone — not that I own one of those either.
You’d have to be quite the crazed Hello Kitty fan to pay four bucks for a Twitter iPhone app with a nauseatingly cutesy user interface like this, but it’s available on iTunes now anyway. [iTunes]
For every cool sneak peek of an upcoming movie we get from ComicCon, we also get a slice of legitimate horror like this Hello Kitty Stormtrooper here. ComicCon giveth trailers, and ComicCon taketh away dignity. [Kitty Hell via Boing Boing]
On its own, the Hello Kitty McDonalds watch is yet another landfill-bound plastic chotchke. Not very green thinking. Luckily, Instructables has put together a handy how-to for turning yours into a cool custom timepiece.