Gadgets

My Old Toaster Exploded And Now I Want This Hello Kitty Toaster

You might think the life of a tech writer is all drugs, cash, women, and limousines, but that’s a burdensome misconception. A few nights ago, while trying to reheat a pie, my toaster blew up. So I need this one.


November 29, 2011
Computing

How Do You Make A Laptop Uglier? Hello Kitty Helps…

Gizmodo AU

I don’t mind bright red laptops, but this laptop, courtesy of Mouse computers, is just plain… no. It’s incredibly wrong on just about every single level.


September 14, 2011
Gadgets

Hello Kitty Digital Phone? No. Please… No.

Gizmodo AU

I’m flying to Tokyo today, but I’m rather hopeful that what’s at the other end isn’t this astonishingly ugly ‘Hello Kitty’ DECT phone that Pioneer’s released. I guess it’d match up with the Hello Kitty Android phone — not that I own one of those either.


August 20, 2011
Mobile

This Hello Kitty Mobile Phone Is Better Than Your iPhone

Why is there a mid-grade Android flip phone on a site full of brazen iPhone fanboys? (Yeah, we admit it. What. WHAT.) It’s not the first Android flip phone. It’s not the first Hello Kitty phone. It’s not even very desirable.


June 4, 2010
Software

A Twitter iPhone App For Hello Kitty Fanatics

You’d have to be quite the crazed Hello Kitty fan to pay four bucks for a Twitter iPhone app with a nauseatingly cutesy user interface like this, but it’s available on iTunes now anyway. [iTunes]


February 5, 2010

The Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre

When the inevitable police report is filled out, expect all the old clichés. “She seemed so harmless,” the neighbours will say. “We never thought so much evil could be hiding under such a cute little bow.” But we knew better.


October 29, 2009

Charge Your Phone With The Power Of The Sun And Hello Kitty

This Hello Kitty solar charger strap provides the dual benefits of juicing up your phone and also making you look like a 13-year-old girl. It’s a win-win! [Rakuten via TokyoMango]


September 16, 2009
Computing

Hello Kitty Violates The Minew A10 PC

We enjoy making fun of all things Hello Kitty, but your daughter would probably love the Minew A10 (more than she would love the Hello Kitty AR-15 anyway).


July 25, 2009

Hello Kitty Stormtrooper Ruins Both Star Wars And Hello Kitty

For every cool sneak peek of an upcoming movie we get from ComicCon, we also get a slice of legitimate horror like this Hello Kitty Stormtrooper here. ComicCon giveth trailers, and ComicCon taketh away dignity. [Kitty Hell via Boing Boing]


February 26, 2009
Gadgets

Let Your Hello Kitty Watch Be All It Can Be

On its own, the Hello Kitty McDonalds watch is yet another landfill-bound plastic chotchke. Not very green thinking. Luckily, Instructables has put together a handy how-to for turning yours into a cool custom timepiece.