Space Gold, as we all know, is the rarest and most-expensive form of precious metal known to ma — wait, whaddya mean it’s just regular gold that’s been shot into space? And they want how much?!?!
On the count of three: “Aussie Aussie Aussie!”. You know how to respond. The Associated Press reports this morning that we can proudly claim yet another world championship sporting crown, albeit one with a difference. Aussie lass Elaine Jung is this morning the world mobile phone throwing freestyle champion.