Toys
I Pity the Fool Who Doesn't Get this A-Team RC Van
Posted by Jesus Diaz at 10:27 PM on July 24, 2008
Listen up you fools! I know that you cry and cry because you can't get a cool van like mine! Stop whining now and get the RC version for just sixty Washingtons! Or ask your mama for it if you don't have the money!

Some of my best childhood memories are napping-away in the back bed-seat of our old van. But this four-axle GMC is going to make me need some therapy. Because aside from stylish oak kitchen cabinets and a comfortable La-Z-Boy recliner, the van makes room for a sauna (and they don't just mean that the A/C doesn't work...from what we can tell). Sure, that solar-powered Prius will get you slightly better MPG, but legroom's gotta count for something. And in this case, your legroom can be in a voluntarily sweaty, hellish environment. [