Basically, the ladies stand on conductive pads on the floor, and paint their (and Harris’s) hands with the conductive skin-safe ink called Bare Conductive. When Harris slaps his hands against those of the ladies, a small current travels through their bodies and onto the pads on the floor, which triggers a sound, all without the girls feeling a thing. He uses eight models to play the main accompaniment, and the others perform a tightly-choreographed routine to create the rhythm. I trust all comments will be about this interesting ink. [Creative Review via Metafilter]

The Hot For Tools series on YouTube is done in the same style as the Hot For Words videos: take an attractive girl, remove 30% of her clothing, and make her talk about stuff that males like.

Does this do anything for you? It’s shot with seductive down-shirt and down-skirt angles while talking (supposedly seductively and suggestively) about tools, but she still has her clothes on. There are plenty of sites to look at tools, plenty of sites to look porn and plenty of sites at instructional videos to learn how to fix your home—there’s no reason to mix those together in a confusing and painful jumble. [Boing Boing Gadgets]

From the app’s descritption: “A beautiful girl will tease you until you get today’s forecast with your sky condition and the temperature you’ll feel.” Well, alright. She could be a little less conservatively dressed in some of these, but beggars can’t be choosers I suppose.

And here I was reading David Lynch’s LA forecasts like a sucker. I don’t even LIVE in LA. But this does bring up an interesting collaboration possibility: Sexy David Lynch Weather Forecasts? Now we’re talking. Pin Up Weather costs $US2. [App Store]

The Perfect Girl app spews out one-liners that some of you may never ever, ever hear from any self-respecting woman (”You are so right”) for only $US1. Honestly, even as a member of the fairer sex, I thought the app was completely worth the laughs… until I started hearing things I remember uttering in the past. Now can you guess which ones?

I’m the perfect girl.*
I called in sick for you. Have fun at the game!
I love ninjas.
Wear whatever you want.
I’ll try anything once.*
Have fun drinking with your friends!*
Here, you can have my food.
You are so right.
Sleep in as late as you want, I’ll have breakfast ready.
I cleaned the game room.*
Did you want me to wait outside?
I hooked up the surround sound!*
See you in the morning!*
I bought you a new speed boat.
I bought you some spray paint.
Do you think she’s flirting with us?
I really love you watching play video games.
Happy birthday. I got you a monkey!
Just get drunk there, I’ll come pick you up.

*If you guessed these, you were correct. See? I really am perfect.

The piece, which is the first of a planned series of five, is a masterful piece of Photoshop work. And that realism tickles all the parts of us that are curious about the future of humanoid robots. Sure, they’re pretty impractical with today’s tech due to the awkwardness of robots with two legs (see: Asimo). But at the rate advancements are moving, this might not be that fantastical an image at some point in our lifetimes. [AP via NotCot.org]

Naturally, this isn’t the first time the girl has been in the spotlight for her talents. Thanks to her extraordinary memory, she has been breaking records since she was three—an age when most of us were concerned with toys and pooping our pants. [NDTV via Newlaunches]

Unfortunately, the study didn’t go into detail on where the best games to meet women were, but it did say that 44 percent of respondents were aged between 14 and 24. It also said that the majority of these female gamers play less than once a month, so don’t expect to form an ongoing, meaningful relationship too easily.

The other important thing to note is that the average income for women gamers is $76,300. Which means, should you be lucky enough to find and woo one of these wonderful creatures, you’ll be set for life.

[News.com.au]