Republished from io9.
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While we should all be insulted that the new G.I. Joe movie wants us take Marlon Wayans semi-seriously, I can’t hate all the Iron Man-like exoskeleton action going on in this new French trailer.
newVideoPlayer("/gijoe_duke.flv", 506, 423,""); This is Accelerator Suit Duke, and he’s been deemed the “most advanced action figure of all time.” Watch him run, watch him shoot, watch him ruin your childhood’s conception of everything that is good.
Hey, while we’re at it, let’s take a look at the G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra ad that’s going to show tonight during the game. It also features explosions and sexy women, and… dialogue.