This preview for Robo Geisha captures a world in which geisha are robotic assassins, super villains shoot rockets from wheelchairs, giant robots make buildings bleed and assassins sometimes sustain inconvenient anal injuries by way of panty katana. The film is expected to hit (Japan’s?) theatres this fall.

If anyone has any more information on this must-see, Oscar-sure film, please share it in the comments. [Robo-Geisha via CrunchGear]

Finally, my own personal Geisha inside my iPhone. What amazing feats of artistry, beauty and elegance does she have in store?

Well, it looks like she dances, slowly. You can spin the view of her tatami room around with your finger. This app is still forthcoming, so hopefully a nice tea service or cigar-lighting-for-d-bags trick will join her repertoire before it hits the App Store. [YouTube Japan]