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Wolfram Alpha Sings The Theme From Shaft

6:00AM July 11, 2011 | Jack Loftus

Perhaps humanity has peaked. The signs are all there, right? Like when a search engine is singing lyrics from Shaft, one has to think that maybe, just maybe, there’s still something to all that human doomsday talk. More »


Entertainment

This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: Ferris Bueller’s Last Day Off

12:00PM June 18, 2011 | Splitsider

What happens when Ferris Bueller tries to recreate is famous day off 25 years later. A lot things that’ll make you laugh, sure, but none as funny as how impossibly old you’re going to feel after watching this. More »


Entertainment

So Maybe Dropped Calls Aren’t That Bad After All

2:00PM June 2, 2011 | Brian Barrett

I get it, you’re tired of your iPhone dropping calls. Heard it, lived it. But in light of the WHO report that mobile phones are maybe sort of kind of a little bit possibly cancer-causing, Funny or Die suggests that’s maybe that’s not the worst thing? More »


Entertainment

This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: Dick Wiener’s Name Changery

2:00PM May 28, 2011 | Splitsider

It’s a long weekend (in the US). (Yeah!) What better way to kick it off than to watch some poor souls attempting to cope with terrible names from cruel, cruel parents? Good thing there’s Dick Weiner’s Name Changery, which provides the perfect remedy! More »


Geek Out

All Age Verification Tests Should Be Like This

2:00AM May 23, 2011 | Casey Chan

Hey tweens. What is that black and blocky looking thing? Guess it right and you can look at adult websites! I imagine floppy disks, 8 tracks, film rolls, LaserDiscs, MiniDiscs, and any other bygone technology would work as tests too. [FunnyJunk]


Entertainment

This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: Hipster Playlist

2:00PM May 21, 2011 | Splitsider

Before we all float up into the air—get left behind to endure famine, plague, pestilence, and cable networks showing nothing but Ricki Lake Show episodeds on repeat—let’s use our remaining ours to make fun of hipsters. Aaaaahhhhh. Rapture. More »


Entertainment

This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: Will Ferrell’s George W. Bush Reprise

1:00PM May 7, 2011 | Splitsider

Sure, Osama bin Laden was finally taken down under President Obama’s watch. But that doesn’t mean former President George W. Bush didn’t have his own accomplishments to celebrate this week, too! And honestly, anything that gets Will Ferrell back doing his Bush impersonation is all right by me. More »


Entertainment

This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: Girls Watch Porn, Too

12:20PM April 30, 2011 | Splitsider

Consider it a public service announcement: while it may seem like pornography is entirely for men, women watch it too! At least, they do if this video is entirely sincere and in no way whatsoever intended to be ironic or facetious or anything that dispels the fine notion that ladies are every bit as into adult material as you are. Which is how I choose to watch it (some NSFW language): More »


Software

Sexytime Soundtrack App Cracks Jokes While You Have Sex

1:00PM March 13, 2011 | Casey Chan

Matt Berry’s Sexytime Soundtrack App uses the iPhone’s accelerometer and cracks jokes depending on your level of movement. All you do is place the iPhone on your bed, flip open the app and listen to Matt Berry say crazy things like “Refund” and “Stop thinking about your wife”. $US1. Enjoy. [iTunes via Cult of Mac]


Entertainment

This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: Sexy Clone Dilemma

2:00PM February 12, 2011 | Splitsider

Okay, so I know you’re supposed to shoot the evil clone every time. But what if the evil clone is also the only one that’ll give you the time of day? That, my friends, makes for a much harder choice. More »