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How Realistic Would A Robot Have To Be For You To Have Sex With It?

Implements for human-robot relations already run the gamut from abstract Fleshlights to fully-articulated, Uncanny Valley-straddling love dolls. But is more realism always better?

January 27, 2012
Computing

Confirmed: Fleshlight Developing iPad Case You Can Have Sex With

The iPad’s a darn attractive gadget, but that 30-pin connector ain’t made for love. That’s why this Fleshlight-holding iPad case concept caught our eye. Imagine all the things you could pretend to have sex with! And it turns out, it’s not just some crazy, er, pipe dream. It, or something like it, is coming soon.

June 22, 2011
Gadgets

Who Invented The Fleshlight, And How

I’m sure you all know the Fleshlight (NSFW), the plastic vagina that some men use to pleasure themselves (I prefer the classic five-on-one action, thank you very much). What you probably don’t know is how it all started:

January 8, 2011
Gadgets

This Fleshlight Is An Even Worse Idea Than The Avatar One

I just don’t know what to say. I’ve been sat here for about 20 minutes, gobsmacked that someone would think this Fleshlight-like male sex toy would actually sell. Maybe that’s why it’s so cheap, at $US29? *shudder* [GoodVibes]

September 30, 2010
Gadgets

The Avatar Fleshlight Actually Happened

I know: Wou watched our Fleshlight review and thought hey, that’s great, just maybe not Avatar enough. Like, if only it were blue, and had some crazy texture. Well, creepy person, your wait is over. Meet the Fleshlight Alien.

July 21, 2010
Gadgets

Count Machine Onahole Counts How Fast You Can Pleasure Yourself

Count Machine Onahole is a Japanese device that is essentially a Fleshlight attached to a counting mechanism, so you can see how many pumps you can get in in under a minute. Oh dear.

July 16, 2010
Gadgets

Customers Who Bought The Male Masturbator Kit Also Bought…

I thought this Amazon page was a fake… until I actually searched for it and found the Fleshlight there. Now I believe.

November 21, 2009
Gadgets

Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?

Now, you can design your own Fleshlight to your exacting specifications. Can you only climax when making love to a see-through coin slot in a blue tube? Welcome to Pleasure Town, weirdo!

October 26, 2009
Gadgets

Have A Happier Halloween With The Fleshlight Succu Dry

If you’ve seen our own Adam Frucci’s hilarious review of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can, you know the deal. It’s a fake beer can/rubbery vagina that you put your wang in. Well, now it has fangs…if that’s your thing.

October 8, 2009
Gadgets

I Had Sex With Furniture: The (NSFW) Fleshlight Motion Review

The Fleshlight Motion is like an Ottoman with a fake vagina on the side. You have sex with it. I did the deed with an inanimate object so you don’t have to, and these are my results. I feel dirty.

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