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Super-Powered Power Wheels Are Childhood Fantasy, Actualised
9:20AM Mark Wilson | Have you ever witnessed a modified Barbie-themed Power Wheel drift through snow at 32kph? No? Then you haven’t lived, friend. [via bbGadgets] More »
Toys
Elmo Live Video Review (Verdict: Buy If You Love Your Children)
9:00PM Benny Goldman | Yesterday marked the arrival of Elmo Live, the rapping, dancing and storytelling animatronic doll that’ll be burning up retail this holiday season, Great Depression or not. We got one of the little guys, and thoroughly evaluated his MC skills, jokes and hugging ability. He’s a fun little dude, at least for a short while. Watch this video review before you “decide” to succumb to the will of your kids and invest whatever cash you still have in Elmo Live. More »
Toys
Fisher-Price Doll Reprogrammed by Al-Qaeda
11:15PM Matt Buchanan | The hard-hitting investigative team at MyFox has just discovered the latest and greatest threat to national security and your children: Fisher-Price’s Little Mummy Real Loving Baby Cuddle & Coo Doll, which is sold across the country, has apparently been hijacked by Al-Qaeda to reprogram your children into followers of Allah! If you squint your ears, one of the talking doll’s catchphrases sounds like “Islam is the light.” God-fearin’ parents everywhere are horrified, or at least outside of this McDonald’s and Pizza Hut. Why hasn’t anyone been talking about the surge where we really need it, the heart of Fisher-Price??? [YouTube] More »
Toys
Elmo Live Available for Pre-Order, US$60 If You Love Your Children
11:15PM Benny Goldman | Elmo Live, the rapping, dancing, storytelling furball is now up for pre-order from all of the major online retailers. It doesn’t ship until October 14th, but you should get one before they are impossible to find and your kids hate you forever. The cuddly robot is on sale for US$60 at Wal-Mart, Toys-R-Us (limit 5) and K-Mart, but if they all run out you can try your luck at Amazon.com for US$65. Jazz Hands! [i4u] More »
Cameras
Fisher-Price Kid-Tough Digital Camera Takes Swimming Lessons to Become Nigh Indestructable
3:45PM Matt Buchanan | While Fisher-Price’s Kid-Tough digital camera was already built to withstand the Guantanamo-level torture your average four-year-old dishes out to their toys, the latest model will hold up to 30 minutes of waterboarding too, despite a rounder, slimmer body. The insides have gotten an upgrade as well, with a 1.3MP sensor (up from 640×480) and 64MB of storage that’ll hold 500 closeups of your kid’s boogers. [Fisher-Price] More »
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