Any company that’s ever boasted of its green credentials can shove it in the coal burner, after hearing about Helsinki’s Uspenski Cathedral’s data centre, which will use its overheating servers to warm 500 homes joined by a network of pipes.
See this chair? It is designed with the comfort of your genital in mind. Don’t believe me? Just listen to a no-nonsense Finn describe its advantages over close ups of comfy, comfy balls.
Laugh all you want at the sea-urchiny ship Jor-El used to send Kal-El to earth, but it looks a lot like the new kind of solar-sail array developed by the Finnish Meteorological Institute in Helsinki. Instead of the standard solar panels, the Finnish scientists propose long thin strands, just microns in diameter, that stretch out from the spaceship, and use a positive charge to repel heavy positive ions in the solar wind that move at hundreds of kilometers per second.
An SMS-savvy Finnish Foreign Minister has joined former New York governor Eliot Spitzer in the “thinks with the wrong head” club this week. The 60-year-old Ilkka Kanerva was discovered to have sent more than 200 text messages to an exotic dancer named Johanna Tukiainen, 29. And her sister! Despite the fact that Kanerva’s longtime parter said she’s not bothered by her man’s wandering eyes (or should that be fingers?), people are still calling for a resignation. More below.
Along Highway 1 in Western Finland, some rest stops have bathrooms that can be opened only via text messaging. Otherwise locked, a number is posted on the door to which you text “OPEN.” The door unlocks and you can do your business.