Online

Meet The Poor Saps Who Filter The Horror Out Of The Internet

How often do you see a truly horrifying image on a mainstream site like Facebook? Almost never, right? Well, that’s because some unfortunate individuals look at thousands of images like that per day so you don’t have to.


June 15, 2010
Software

Simple Software Can Filter Out That Vuvuzela Whine From World Cup Broadcasts

Long after the game has ended and the TV has been shut off, the vuvuzela continues to echo in our ears. The plastic stadium horn, blown by World Cup fans to celebrate such moments in a game as – well, every moment – has achieved unprecedented fame and rancour this Cup, as its B-flat drone is broadcast around the world.


June 2, 2010

3M’s Flashy New Privacy Filters Turn Your Laptop Screen To Gold

There are plenty of privacy filters out there that prevent snoopers from seeing what’s on your laptop screen from an angle. But how many show said snoopers flashy gold? Just one, that’s how many. [3M]


November 14, 2009
Gadgets

Why Buy A Water Purifier When A Crazy Man Can Make One For You?

I don’t speak Russian, so I don’t really get what’s going on here, but I think this guy is just filtering water through magnets and millet. I’ll stick to my Brita Water, thanks. [Webpark.ru via Boing Boing]


September 11, 2009
Online

Teenagers Apparently View Online Porn By Accident – Yeah, Right…

Gizmodo AU

A government commissioned study says that 84% of boys aged 16-17 have seen internet porn, but most claim it’s accidental. What horseshit. Here’s a much more accurate view of the situation: 100% of teenage boys are horny little bastards who’ll lie about their porn viewing habits to government researchers because they don’t want to seem like horny little bastards.


April 2, 2009
Geek Out

Geeze Giz, Enough Is Enough!

Hey guys. Mark here—not some weird Russian spam advertisement. I just wanted to acknowledge that sometimes jokes aren’t funny to everyone, even on holidays. And if you want to filter our coverage, here’s how:


February 13, 2009
Online

iPrimus Internet Filter Trial To Be ‘Opt-In’

Gizmodo AU

Riiight… This whole ISP-level filter thing is becoming an even bigger joke than we’d previously thought. Not only did the government only select half a dozen tiny ISPs to trial the effectiveness of their filter technology (ignoring the fact that the country’s second and third largest ISPs were prepared to play along to give some meaningful data), but the largest of the selected ISPs is going to trial the filter as an opt-in option for customers. iPrimus announced yesterday that they would begin trials in late April or early May, and that the process would be on “an opt-in basis and customer participation will be totally voluntary. The ability for the customer to opt-in to the trial provides them ultimate freedom over their internet experience.”


February 12, 2009
Online

Conroy Announces Which ISPs Will Be Trialling His Stupid Filter

Gizmodo AU

And the good news is that none of the major players are involved.


February 11, 2009

Rehydr8 Water Filter Puts Brita To Shame

The word “awesome” is not used very often to describe a water filter, but the description is apt when referring to the Rehydr8 concept.


December 23, 2008
Online

Australia, a Country with a Moronic Government, to Block BitTorrent

Australia loves censoring and filtering things on the internet, but its government hasn’t had its fill yet. Next up: blocking BitTorrent in the entire country.