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Lovers’ Quarrels Should Not End In Naked Sword Fights

2:00PM August 14, 2011 | Kwame Opam

A Florida man got into a particularly nasty fight with his live-in girlfriend earlier this week. This was clearly the final straw, because, after a quick shower, he got two swords out and challenged her to a duel. A break up fight to the death?? More »


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You Can’t Beat An Old Man Lightsabre Fight

7:13AM February 25, 2011 | Brian Barrett

Two elderly French gentlemen engage in an argument over wine or baguettes or mandatory five-week holidays or what have you, when OH MAN LIGHTSABRES. Thank you, internet. I take back everything I ever said, etc. More »


Online

Woman Stabs Boyfriend Because He Won’t Show Her His Facebook Page

11:58AM January 4, 2011 | Brian Moylan

An Indianapolis woman, Shemicka McVey, stabbed her boyfriend, Maurice Davenport, during an argument after he wouldn’t let her see his Facebook page. That takes Superpoking a step too far. Doesn’t he know he can just erase things from his wall? More »


Cameras

Photographer, Videographer Use Cameras As Weapons At Wedding

7:00PM October 25, 2010 | Bryan Ridgell

The source of the fight is not clear, but when cameramen get fed up about something at this wedding it’s their expensive equipment that suffers the most when it’s hurled around. Watch the violence and trashed electronics inside. More »


Entertainment

Light Saber Jousting With Segways

11:00AM May 5, 2009 | John Mahoney

Vice TV, going where no other news outlets dare: This time, it’s Segway instruction from an NYC weirdo named Itsy, then stage combat light saber lessons with the NYC Jedi Academy in Brooklyn. Then, fight!

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Chuck E. Cheese: A Place Where Mums Punch Dads In the Face

3:40AM December 15, 2008 | Brian Lam

Chuck E. Cheese is a place for mum-on-mum deathmatches. An uninvited kid joined another kid’s party. And when the cops finally showed up, they found a rumble between 40 bloodthirsty parents. More, plus video:

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ALCNON Humanoid Bot Wails on a Tiny, Helpless Robot

6:50AM November 14, 2008 | Sean Fallon

Unfortunately for the tiny robot in this video, this David vs. Goliath battle from the recent ROBO-ONE competition in Japan does not have a surprising ending. The gigantic ALCNON humanoid robot easily trounces his miniature opponent with a combination of swift punches and furious dance moves. Maybe it’s time someone put a pair of boxing gloves on a toddler and gave this bully a taste of his own medicine.

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Cat KO’s Printer In Vicious Boxing Match

3:00AM September 12, 2008 | Sean Fallon

Cats have an odd relationship with gadgets. Some cats tremble in fear while others have no problem resorting to violence. The cat in the video above falls neatly into the latter category. Sure, the internet is filled with videos of cats bitchslapping technology—but this one really lays the hammer down on that printer. A vicious flurry of rights at the end combined with enhanced sound effects make for a truly epic pummeling. It is not for the squeamish that’s for sure. [soupsoup via Gearfuse]

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Robo-One’s Robot Boxing Champion Reveals Combat Secrets

10:00PM August 29, 2008 | Gizmodo US Edition

newVideoPlayer("/marufightingbots_giz.flv", 475, 376,""); Naoki Maru may live in Hikone, north of Kyoto, down the road from a samurai castle full of katana swords and armour, but for him, the ancient Japanese art of bushido is best carried out with robots, not people. King Kizer, the Maru family robot, has dominated the Robo-One tourney over the past three years, collecting US$50,000 in prize money. Maru, a factory engineer by day, is trying to perfect a way to make Kizer even more of an arse kicker using a technique he had seen many times in anime: A harness that captures human movements and translates them into robotic attacks and other gestures.

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