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What Fanboy Arguments About Google Glass And Apple’s iWatch Will Be Like

Even though we’re going to be whoa’d and inspired by the future that Google Glass and the Apple iWatch will bring, let’s not kid ourselves. The most realistic future is going to be the silly arguments we all get into about Google Glass and the Apple iWatch… which will only get more ridiculous after Apple releases its own glasses and Google makes a watch. It’s the next level of Android vs iPhone. The future is going to suck. At least we have Joy of Tech’s amusing comic to laugh at before it happens. [Joy of Tech]


Do You Ever Judge People Based On Only Their Choice Of Phone?

In some ways, a person’s choice of phone might say a lot about them. In other ways, it doesn’t. And as much as you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, we’re all guilty of it from time to time.


Too Bad This Apple-Samsung Fanboy Peace Treaty Isn’t Real

The smartphone fanboy wars seem both ridiculous and eternal. It’s like everywhere you go on the internet, a simple statement of preference — even one that isn’t pig-head and disparaging — can serve as the flash point for a fanboy skirmish. Isn’t it about time we signed a peace treat?


Apple Fans Turn Samsung’s iPhone 5 Attack Ad On Its Head

Samsung isn’t taking the iPhone 5 launch lying down, and it shouldn’t surprise you to learn that nobody else is either. Samsung’s hackle-raising iPhone-bashing ad has been flipped on its head by ardent Apple knights in iPhone armour.


The Fanboy And The Phone: A Love/Hate Story

In the ‘90s, no nerd-debate was more contentious than that over the “best” computer operating system. Were you Windows, or were you Mac, or were you Linux? Rifts formed in communities, hateful epithets were hurled and friendships were destroyed. It was the geek equivalent of the abortion rights debate.


Should Mac Owners Date Windows Owners?

Yes, that’s a ridiculous question; clearly, no-one should base their relationship choices on something as superficial as the operating system they use. But equally clearly, lots of people make bad choices, a fact underlined by the surprisingly central role Valentine’s Day seems to play in maintaining relationships. Desperate times might seem to call for desperate measures. Nonetheless, you should look beyond the boot sector disk when you’re making a bootie call.


Turns Out You Might Be In Love With Your iPhone

With iPhone day upon us, plenty of us are waiting with bated breath for what the iPhone 5 will truly be like. Perhaps you’re waiting with more than just bated breath — the New York Times has it that you’re in love with your iPhone. Really?


Psychologists Say Fanboys Are Protecting Self Image

A study from the University of Illinois to be published in the next Journal of Consumer Psychology, suggests that those with “high self-brand connections (SBC) respond to negative brand information as they do personal failure – they experience a threat to their positive self-view.” Pretty deep, right? Or kinda obvious; I’ve always put it down to self-validation. That is, not wanting to feel like a dick because you bought a crap product.


Fanboys Stick A Windows Logo On An Apple Store

You have to hand it to them for going ahead with prank, but is Windows fanboyism this serious? Especially since they screwed up where the blue and green should be. Stupid.


The Seven Types Of iPhone Users

Are there only seven types of iPhone owners like there are only seven types of Best Buy employees? I guess so! Well, what about the child iPhone user who just plays game and leaves your screen all gooey? That makes 8.


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