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Hardware

Fake Electronic Components Cause Military Malfunctions, Possibly International Espionage

Posted by Gizmodo US Edition at 4:00 AM on October 5, 2008

BusinessWeek reports that counterfeit hardware has been found to be the cause of several malfunctions in high-level military machinery. The phony infiltration has a distinct possibility of leading to espionage or sabotage. In other words, move over, Meizu M8: you're not the biggest faker in town anymore.


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Science

China Launch Success Hits Web Hours Before Actual Blast-Off

Posted by Jesus Diaz at 4:20 AM on September 26, 2008

China has successfully launched their Shenzhou 7 mission this morning. It will be their first-ever spacewalk and a major steps towards their trip to the Moon, so its completion is vital not only for their space program but also for Chinese propaganda. So vital that a full article describing the success of the launch was actually written and posted hours before the actual launch, including descriptions and astronauts' dialogue that never happened:


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Software

iTunes 8 Release Candidate Is a Fake

Posted by Matt Buchanan at 2:54 AM on September 9, 2008

The dude who claimed he downloaded an iTunes 8 release candidate from a mysterious button on Apple's iTunes site has decided to release it to the world after all. And it's a whole bunch of fake crap—it's a password-protected archive with a Zune setup file. Don't download it, this guy sucks and will burn in gadget hell. [RapidShare - Thanks Johannes!]


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Software

iHologram 3D iPhone App Was Just For Show, Not Peek into Alternate World

Posted by Kit Eaton at 1:00 AM on August 26, 2008

The amazingly convincing 3D anamorphosis app iHologram we showed on Friday turns out to be just a technology demonstrator rendering rather than a real app. Its developer, David O'Reilly, apparently wasn't trying to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with the cool clip of the strolling cat, but just demonstrate how the 3D effect could be made to work. He's up for collaboration "with a developer or studio who wants to make it happen," for real, though. It might not be too long before someone takes this great idea and programs it, I suspect. [Davidoreilly.com]


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Random Stuff

Announce Fake Obama Running Mate with Text Messages

Posted by Gizmodo US Edition at 8:20 AM on August 22, 2008

Barack Obama is set to notify his subscribed fans supporters via text message when he selects a vice-presidential candidate. Verizon's website lets you send a free text message to anyone on their network, so use Obama's short code (62262) and announce the running mate of your choice. The picture above, unfortunately for followers of His Steveness, is only real in our hearts. McCain, of course, is set to notify Republicans via carrier pigeon. [Wonkette]


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Entertainment

Apple Cancels All iPhone 3G Orders, Releases iBrick 3G

Posted by Jesus Diaz at 4:15 AM on July 12, 2008

Cupertino, California (Agencies). In a surprising move that is set to stun consumers all over the world, Apple has cancelled all orders for the iPhone 3G today. People who already bought the phones will get them replaced by Apple's new wonderproduct, the iBrick 3G. "We think it's the best thing we can do for our customers worldwide," Apple CEO Steve Jobs declared in a conference call with analysts, "I mean, they won't really notice the difference after trying to activate their iPhone 3G for the billionth time, would they? WOULD THEY?"


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Online

Fake Steve Jobs Retiring

Posted by Brian Lam at 6:22 AM on July 10, 2008

Dan Lyons, the man behind Fake Steve Jobs is shutting down the blog: "I know you'll miss FSJ. So will I. But rest assured, Fake Steve is not really going away. He's just taking on a new form. As Jimi Hendrix once said, If I don't see you no more in this world, I'll meet you on the next one, but don't be late." Valleywag has a bit of speculation on why, but only half of it seems right. [FSJ]


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Computers

Dell to Ship All Computers, Rubber Chickens in Apple Manila Cases

Posted by Jesus Diaz at 5:00 AM on July 5, 2008

Laredo, Texas (Agencies) - Surprising everyone but industry guru Gene Munster, Dell has announced a partnership with Apple Inc. that will see the former licensing the latter's exclusive Manila Case technology to ship all their computer products and accessories, like their Dell Rubber Chickens and Dell Texas-Style BBQ Ribs. "It was bound to happen," said Munster in a telephone interview from his room at the Cupertino Inn, which he uses as a base to stalk Steve Jobs.


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Gadgets

Sat-Nag GPS Takes You on a Long Annoying Trip to Nowhere

Posted by Sean Fallon at 5:20 AM on June 19, 2008

Every once in a while, a product comes along that is so utterly baffling that you begin to question whether or not society has stopped evolving. The Sat-Nag GPS unit is one of those products. I say "GPS," but in reality, the Sat-Nag is completely non-functional as a navigation system. What it does manage to do is annoy everyone in the vehicle with phrases like: "I know you're a man, but it's been 35 minutes now, so can you please admit you're lost and ask someone the way?"; and "In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right."


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Phones

Apple Introduces iPhone 3G Videoconferencing Kit, ZOMG!

Posted by Gizmodo US Edition at 12:40 AM on June 12, 2008

Those of you complaining about the lack of front camera and videoconferencing in the new iPhone, stop saying words. This July 11 you will be able to buy the Apple Videoconferencing Kit for iPhone 3G at just US$29. Press release and an exclusive leaked photo of the user manual—showing how it exactly works—right after the jump.


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