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Software

We Interrupt This Program, With a Windows Error

Posted by Jesus Diaz at 6:30 AM on January 2, 2009

Apparently there's a huge storm coming up in New Bedford, which will cover most of Massachusetts with a low pressure Windows error system, and tornado watches for the western region of NBC's weather PC.

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Music

30GB Zunes Failing Everywhere, All At Once

Posted by John Herrman at 8:10 PM on December 31, 2008

Right, so this is a weird one: we're getting tons of reports—tons—about failing Zune 30s. Apparently, the players began freezing at about midnight last night, becoming totally unresponsive and practically useless. Update: The easy official fix here.


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Random Stuff

Big Screen Virus Alert Is Worse Than a Big Screen BSoD

Posted by Jason Chen at 4:30 AM on December 4, 2008

Reader David sends in this outdoor virus alert on the busiest street in Montreal, Canada. Could this be the start of a new FAIL trend?


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Software

Why Is Apple iPhone Push Notification Still Missing?

Posted by Jesus Diaz at 8:08 AM on November 26, 2008

The latest iPhone 2.2 operating system fixes many things, but something is still missing: Push notification services. Once again, Apple has missed the opportunity to enable push notification in a new update, which is especially bad after they failed to meet their self-imposed September deadline. That makes it almost two months late now. So what's the problem? Is the cause just a technical glitch or maybe there are other hidden, last-minute reasons behind it?


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Hardware

Hard Drive Failure Soundboard Guarantees Debilitating Flashbacks

Posted by John Herrman at 10:30 PM on November 12, 2008

Data recovery service Datacent has put together an extensive collection of recordings of popular hard drives failing. This might sound pretty boring, but it isn't just bunch of typical of click-click-bzzzzz heartbreakers — a lot of these sounds are downright bizarre. Who knew that Maxtor drives play a song when their spindles fail? Or that failing Hitachi Deskstars wrote every Autechre track, ever? Or that Toshiba laptop drives are actually screeching Helldemons with an acute sense of pain? [Datacent via Slashdot]


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Robots

Limited Edition Wall-E Roomba From Japan Sucks in More Ways Than One

Posted by John Mahoney at 12:00 AM on November 11, 2008

Limited-edition Wall-E Roomba: that brings to mind a certain image of an already-fairly-cute vacuum bot taking on two puppy dog eyes, an adorable electro-babble voice synth and maybe even an inclination to maintain a little nest of sad artifacts it has horded from your waste in an unseen corner of your giant house. Or at least, um, something that looks like the robot whose actual job was to sweep the floor in the movie? Sadly, this limited edition Wall-E Roomba fails on almost every possible count.


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Online

First Person View of an Epic Parachute Fail

Posted by Sean Fallon at 5:20 AM on September 5, 2008

Before you decide to hurl yourself out of an aeroplane to get an adrenaline fix, take a long hard look at what happened to Hans Lange on a recent base jump in Norway. As you will see, he managed to capture the entire jump in detail using some sort of wide-angle helmet cam. I will admit that flying around in that wing suit looks exhilarating, but smashing into the ground, breaking a leg then being dragged down the side of a mountain? Not so much. [ITN and BBC]


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Software

Jesus Tries to Save Your Soul But Windows Stops Him

Posted by Jesus Diaz at 10:50 AM on August 29, 2008

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw. And behold, there was the other Jesus, the Bible character, calling me from a big screen saying "Jesus is the Reason for The--V-Sign this program-and will be shu-whaaa?" Clearly, Jesus is good with all this saving Humanity and making water into wine tricks, but I'm afraid he's no match for Windows errors. [Fail]


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Entertainment

UPDATED: Dr. Horrible Plans US-Only World Domination

Australian Post Posted by Nick Broughall at 4:49 PM on July 15, 2008


UPDATE: It's now viewable in Australia, and it's great, if a little weird. What did you guys think?

The Good news: The first act of Joss Whedon's new internet-only show Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog has gone live.

The Bad news: For some god unknown reason, the site decided to use Hulu as their online video service of choice, which is not available to view outside of the United States.

So, all that amazing internet hype and the freedom the networks that comes with releasing a show online has been rendered completely useless, as fans in Australia and around the world instead have to enjoy a floating black box which tells them, point blank, that they need to be in the US to view the show.

Apparently they're working on a fix, but considering the whole program is only available to watch for five days (before it makes its way to iTunes and DVD - although whether that will include iTunes Stores outside the US remains unclear) this is a major setback.

It seems like this is something that should have been thought of in the planning meetings.

[Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog]

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Weapons

Video Shows Iran Will Destroy Infidels Two Hours Late

Posted by Gizmodo US Edition at 10:30 AM on June 29, 2008

Hey Mr. Pentagon Guys, John Mayer here. Remember those plans to invade Iran because of their missiles and weapons of mass destruction and the long fugly beards and a musical taste that doesn't include me? Yeah? Well, just take your time. Watch the video. All will be clearer afterwards. Thanks yous, John.


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