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Software
Dork and Melindy: Mrs Gates Made Bill Brill
2:08AM Gizmodo US Edition | While everyone this week spent time recognising Bill’s achievements, I’d like to recognise Mrs. Bill, Melinda Gates. In a quarter-century’s time, after her husband has shuffled offstage at the Nobel Prize ceremony in Stockholm clutching his gong, after the applause has died down, those people who like to discuss such things will say, “It was the wife wot won it.” More »
Software
Why I Still Use Windows Despite the Peer Pressure
9:30AM Adam Frucci | There are over a dozen people working at our fair Gizmodo, but as a Windows user, I’m in a definite minority. I still rock XP, and I’m pretty happy with that. Why haven’t I switched to Macs? Plenty of reasons, not least of which being that I’m just too smart to switch to a Mac. That’s right, I’m too smart for Macs. As Bill Gates’s retirement rapidly approaches I figured now is a good time to lay out why I’m loyal to his OS. More »
QOTD
If Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were on Match.com: Who is Sexiest?
1:00AM Gizmodo US Edition | Up until a few years ago, any lengthy feature on Bill Gates usually elicited a fair amount of words on the Gates-Jobs rivalry. The two tech behemoths were always pitted head-to-head, with the writer pulling together some conclusion on how the soon-retiring Microsoftie was the better businessman, while iMan had a clearer vision of how technology could be both beautiful and functional. But of all the profiles I have read during my exhaustive research of this feature, not one of them mentioned what is without doubt the most important bit to me: sexiness. Before Gates leaves Microsoft full time in little more than a week, we should do one more comparo of the two and explore who is hotter-to-trot. Is it Ladies Love Cool Jobs for the cutie from Cupertino, or does the Redmond romeo just shade it? More »
Regulars
Ultra Late Adopter: Why I Don’t Want an iPhone… But Will Probably Cave Anyway
1:00AM Gizmodo US Edition | Our great leader Blam has a pet name for me—he calls me “Ula.” Now, while thoughts of svelte Swedish nymphets may be running through your mind, put them aside right now. ULA actually stands for ultra-late adopter—like your sister, or your girlfriend or your lazy cousin Cletus (you know, the one with the squint and behavioral problems). Maybe you are a ULA too, although, since you’re reading Giz, I very much doubt it. Either way, you may be suffering from the same dilemma that many ULAs are suffering: Is this new iPhone worth adopting as your own, especially after resisting temptation and waiting out the first wave? If that’s you, read on.
Regulars
Stereos, Tapes, CDs and Vinyl Records: My Frustrating Romance With Old-Fashioned Audio Gear
1:00AM Gizmodo US Edition | So, here’s the thing. My stereo components have been in boxes gathering dust ever since I became a fully fledged member of the iPosse. Ditto for my CDs, cherished cassette tapes and even a few essential vinyl record. Since Jesus and I are relocating to London, and I’ve ripped everything I really listen to, you might say it’s a no-brainer to throw it all out. But it’s not that easy to do, is it? More »
Regulars
Gizmodog Drugs Addy, Attacks Jesus and Mario, Takes Over Sunday Column
1:00AM Gizmodo US Edition | woof woof woof woof woof jones here. i am addy and jesus’ dog, and today i am doing what master jesus does everyday, sitting in front of this big screen and going bang bang bang on this flat thing that makes clicking noises, heh heh. addy’s no better you know. lies in bed or on the sofa with this square black thing on her lap going tap tap bang bang click click and ignoring nice doggies. so jones has had his revenj yes he has. drugged blindfolded and out cold, addy is tied up in the bathroom and i’m going to have some fun doing the bang bang click click thing on the black square thingy. i’m here, fellow webmongrels, to tell you about my favourite shiny things—no, not turds, but gadgets that are better than the iphone. and then youre going to see me play smackdown with mario racing cart oh yesyesyes jones the dog ftw.
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