Entertainment

Attempt at Escalator Spinning Fails Miserably

It was bound to happen: moron A tries to emulate the blonde girl’s magical spinning–flat on an escalator’s handrails–while moron B films. Moron A fails miserably, moron B posts video on the web. A sad epic failure, but perhaps not as epic as the marines’s failed disembarking or as sad as the hot brunette’s failed striptease.


June 24, 2008
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Girl Spins On Escalator Thanks to Physics or Magic

There are moments in which, for whatever reason, being it a scientific discovery, a voyage into the unknown, or somebody’s excessive alcohol intake, humanity advances one step forward into its destiny, a final state of clarity and peace that will take us all to the stars. This moment complies with the three reasons. Ah, you Ms. Spinning Blonde in Jeans you. We love you.


February 15, 2008
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Escalator Ads Are the Most Awkward Way to Advertise

Here’s a creepy way to advertise a hair salon: stick the lower half of some guys face at the bottom of an escalator, and place various hairstyles on the stairs. As the escalator moves, said guy gets a new haircut with every stair that passes by. Creative? Yes, definitely. Unsettling? Oh hell yes. It’s at a mall in Mumbai, so it’s not like I’m going to be forced to see it anytime soon, but if there’s anything America likes it’s slapping advertisements on every surface available, so don’t be surprised if you start seeing crap like this in malls and airports in the near future. Check out a shot of the full escalator with all its haircuts after the jump.


October 30, 2007
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How to Fall Up an Escalator

newVideoPlayer("fallup_gawker.flv", 475, 376);You’d think that by now people would know how to handle those tricky new-fandangled moving stairways. That’s gotta be embarrassing. [Glumbert]


August 18, 2007
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World’s Tallest Escalator, Another Day at the Mall

Thirty-nine stories in the air, the glass-enclosed escalator at the Floating Garden Observatory in Osaka’s Umeda Sky Building is…well, our feelings are best summed up by a Frommer’s writer: I’m not afraid of heights, but taking an escalator over thin air in an earthquake-plagued nation certainly caught my attention; it made the “floating” observatory feel safe in comparison.

Just make sure you tie your laces, lest you be sucked under the escalator and dropped 36 floors to your death. galleryPost('UmedaElevator', 4, 'UmedaElevator');[techeblog]