Jesus and I tested out the erectile quality monitor gadget (different units!) to see if it really had some kind of use, or if it was just telling you what you could see for yourself.
You may think you have a powerful erection, but how do you know? The Erectile Quality Monitor is here to help.
For the record, I would like to state that I’m really bored of these outsized erections popping up all over the Arabian Peninsula. This one is going up in the Dubai Marina. It’s called the Infinity Tower (because that is how long it seems that we have been covering these giant penile substitutes that are currently littering the Middle East) and its USP is that it twists 90º. This is the blurb on the 1,000-foot, 80-story, twisted monstrosity.
