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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
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Blood Energy Potion Cures Imaginary Afflicitions 4 Hours At A Time

10:00AM Rosa Golijan | Jack pointed out the lameness and creepiness of the Blood Energy Potion, but it gets lamer and creepier. The makers are touting it as being the best way to deal with your imagined vampirism while drinking faux blood. More »
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Monday, September 28, 2009
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Blood Energy Drink Not Made Of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst

5:00AM Jack Loftus | This vampire shit has gone too far. I mean really, can we just drop the act and start drinking real human blood already? More »
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009
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Duracell Energy Drink Is Probably Delicious With Vodka

5:10AM Mark Wilson | Monster? Red Bull? Pfft. Duracell has been powering the world before you were but a gleam in Xtreme sports’ eye. More »
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Friday, April 13, 2007
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VIZCap, A Reinvention Of The Bottle Cap For Hypochondriacs

11:28PM Seamus Byrne | What will those packaging geniuses think of next? The VIZCap is their latest flight of fancy, a bottle cap that stores vitamins and fizzies away from that liquid, high and dry so they won’t lose any of their potency. More »
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