embarrassments

Folding Massage Chair Makes It Easy To Hide Your Embarassing Folding Massage Chair

Hammacher Schlemmer, purveyors of expensive, goofy gadgets, are now peddling the Foldaway Massage Chair, a shapeshifting piece of furniture that can keep your muscles relaxed, your apartment uncluttered, and your buyers remorse so potent you can almost taste it.

June 23, 2009
Cars

Tron Guy Forced To Sell Plane On EBay Due To Crap Economy

You know Tron Guy, that chubby embarrassment in a Lycra suit? Apparently, he was making enough scratch to own a plane that matched his outfit. Sadly, the economy has made his lifestyle a little less sustainable, so he’s selling it.

Subscribe Contact