You know what would be really funny? A toy that sort of looks like an orange version of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc, except it has suction cups for feet and a motion sensor in its eye. Then, you can record some 10 second witty comment, place the toy at a regularly frequented location and when it detects motion, it will play back your witty recording! Hilarity will definitely ensue…

But then of course, after the 12th time this little thing tells your wife that she’s going to pack on the flab every time she approaches the fridge, homicide is likely to follow hilarity. And homicide mostly isn’t funny. Especially when it costs $24.95.