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Australian Doomsday Group Building Bunker In Regional NSW: Report
Despite the fact that people smarter than you or I have assured us that nothing will happen come December 21, 2012, there’s still a special few who think that the world is going to come to a fiery end. If you’re one of those special folk, good news: there’s bunker you can buy into in regional New South Wales.
The Complete Video Guide To The 2012 End Of The World Imbecility
NASA has already spent some time explaining why all the 2012 End of the World theories are as stupid as those who postulate them. This video is not by NASA, but it summarises things perfectly.
NASA: We Aren’t Going To Be Consumed By A Black Hole, You 2012 Doomsday Imbeciles
We knew that the world isn’t going to end consumed by a supernova in 2012. Now NASA has published another article debunking another doomsday imbeciles’ theory: cosmic alignment between Sun, Earth and the huge black hole at the centre of the galaxy.
Family Time Is Now Gadget Time
How A Soviet Doomsday Master Missile Looks And Works
Get Nervous: Rusty Soviet Doomsday System Still Turned On
3,000 Dark Comets May Destroy Earth, Astronomers Say
As if we didn’t have enough with the world going to hell on its own, two British astronomers-neither of which called Hans Zarkov-are saying that Dark Comets are a huge security risk to Earth:
Beware: UNIX Time to Read 1234567890 On Friday the 13th
Forget the Mayans and their silly 2012 doomsday scenario. The real end of the world will happen because of that most venerable of operating systems: UNIX.
How Asteroid Apophis Could Destroy the US West Coast in 2029
You have seen a badass asteroid obliterating Earth in a theoretical simulation, but you probably missed astrophysicist Neal deGrasse Tyson talking about the very real possibility of Apophis hitting California in April 13, 2029.
























