Realistic Japanese Doll Dispenses Drinks When You Squeeze Her Breasts

Video: Check out the latest hit at Japanese parties: $5000 latex dolls that pour drinks from their nipples when you squeeze their boobs. It looks disturbing. What’s going to be next, Japan? Male and female android fountains wandering around parties serving drinks from their lower naughty bits? But of course.

These Modern Dollhouses Are Nicer Than Your Actual Home

Barbie’s dreamhouse might have everything from working lifts to a pool, but no one would actually want to live inside that pink nightmare. These stunning modern dollhouses from Warsaw are a different story — to the point where your kids might wonder why they have to live in the tiny bungalow you call home.

A Mechanical Doll That Will Crawl All The Way Into Your Nightmares

The next time your kid complains about not having the latest and greatest toys, just point them towards this photo of what children in the late 1800s had to play with. On one hand they will certainly start appreciating what they have got, but on the other they probably won’t sleep for a week because this thing will haunt their dreams.

Hands On Cyborg Fashion Photo Barbie

Barbie, at once a gender pioneer and enabler of countless anorexics, has found her newest role: human-machine hybrid.

You Can Buy Boo, The Internet's Cutest Dog

Boo, an animal so impossibly cute as to make physicists question our understanding of the cosmos, is now available for mass production. It’s soft. It’s lifelike. We went hands-on with the most disgustingly cute toy ever seen.

Apple Wants To Stop Steve Jobs Action Figure Sales

Apple has threatened to sue In Icons, the manufacturer of the 12-inch-tall freaky!/awesome!/freaky!/awesome! Steve Jobs action figure. At least that’s what the UK Telegraph is saying, specifying no sources whatsoever.

Creepy Doll Makes UK Cops Destroy A Car

You’re a police officer. You’ve just gotten a call that a baby’s trapped in a hot locked car. The only reasonable thing to do is the break in to save the baby’s life, right? Except when it’s a doll. Embarrassing!

Say Hello To The Cheap Movie Extras

I’ve often wondered how small-budget movies can hire so many extras or afford special effects – but know I know their secret. Meet the Inflatable Crowd, a range of hireable dolls that have been used in movies like The King’s Speech and The Fighter.

Little Mommy Is A Terrifying Vision Of Android Baby Dystopia

One weird thing about Toy Fair is all of the stringent gender norms that are pushed in marketing-speak. Trucks are for boys. Transformers are for boys. Nerf is for boys. So what do girls get? This exceedingly creepy robo-baby, designed to train them to be mothers. Seriously.

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