Science

Inventing The Death Ray

We’re pretty obsessed with the idea of a death ray. After all, we see these weapons of annihilation in movies, read about them in books, and run from them in nightmares – so why haven’t we invented one yet?


February 1, 2011
Online

The Obituary Of The Future

If I died right now, I’d leave behind 5,036 Twitter followers, 1,705 Facebook fans, 79 unread emails—oh, and some loving family members. I’d hope whoever would write my obituary would think to mention those family members.


January 15, 2011
Online

One-Year-Old Boy Drowns In Bathtub As Mother Plays Games On Facebook

34-year-old Shannon Johnson has been arrested after telling police officers that the reason her one-year-old son drowned in a bathtub several months ago is because she was busy playing a game on Facebook and left him to bathe unsupervised.


December 31, 2010
News

Man Allegedly Steals Game Boys From Teenager’s Casket

Jody Lynn Bennett, 37, of Mentcle, Pa. was apparently in need of a Game Boy on Wednesday. So he popped by the local funeral home and allegedly picked a couple up—from the open casket of a dead 17-year-old.


October 1, 2010
Online

16 Year Old Internet Addict Beaten To Death In Chinese Boot Camp

After refusing a direct order, 16 year old Chen Shi was beaten to death at a boot camp for troubled youth in China. And it’s not the first time this has happened to teenage internet addicts.


September 26, 2010
Science

How To Fossilise Yourself For Future Generations

Find a way to guarantee that in ten thousand years your fossilized bones will be prodded at by lab-coat-wearing beings who are taller and have better teeth and prehensile tails.


August 29, 2010

Japan Reveals Its Execution Room For The First Time

This stark, almost peaceful-looking room is actually Japan’s execution room. The ring on top is for the noose, the red square outlines the trapdoor, and this is the first time Japan has ever shown these rooms off.


August 22, 2010
Science

Aquamation Is The Greenest Way To Go Out (Of This World)

Burying someone takes a plot of land, a finite resource. Cremation produces carbon dioxide and other toxic chemicals, which is not ideal for the environment. The greenest way to go? Apparently aquamation, which is like cremation but with water.


July 10, 2010
Science

The Wives Of The Cryogenically Frozen

It’s not hard to see why, for some, cryonics is an attractive postmortem option; it offers a chance to defy one’s very mortality. But for the spouses of the to-be frozen, it can be something else entirely: abandonment and betrayal.


January 26, 2010
Science

What Would Happen If You Fell Into A Black Hole?

Noted astrophysicist and all-around likeable nerd Dr Neil deGrasse Tyson explains in this video the effects of a black hole on the human body. Spoiler: You would die a horrible death, but the cause is hilariously named.