Just what the hell fool came up with this idea? Let me just put my T-focals on and read you what the blurb says. “A soft tub for the body. For children and adults. For play and healing. In the garden or the stylish bathroom.” Healing? HEALING? What kinda fool tub gives you healing??? It gives you cleaning, that’s what a tub gives you. It’s made of EDPM rubber and cork, and I have a message for the sucka behind the design. Ole Jensen? I think you wear panty hose! [pan-dan via SwissMiss]
If you’re one of those unfortunate people who can’t open a bottle of wine without snapping the cork in half, this could be for you. The Oster Inspire is a cordless, rechargeable bottle opener from Oster that does all the hard work, plus the easy work, for you so you can just drink the wine without having to think about it.
Of course, I don’t think it will work all that well with the new style twist-top bottles that seem to have taken over the bottle shops of Australia, but if you have a problem with those you should probably see someone.
It’s available now online for the completely reasonable price of US$20.
[Oster via Apartment Therapy]
