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On The Auction Block: 5000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
5:29AM Rosa Golijan | Hot date this weekend? Impress with your sports memorabilia collection by snatching up these 5000 condoms left over from the 2008 Beijing Olympics. With inscriptions of faster, higher and stronger, they’re a bargain with a starting bid of $US730. More »
TheyFit Condoms Require You To Measure Your Naughty Bits
7:20AM Jesus Diaz | Fact: The FDA doesn’t allow very large or very small condoms. Magnum XLs are only sightly bigger than normal. In Europe, however, they are soon going to get them in 70 different sizes. Are you a J33 or a Z21? More »
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Helping Hands Condom Applicator Makes Me Shrivel Up In Fear
5:40AM Adam Frucci | Have trouble fumbling with slippery condoms in the heat of the moment? If faced with the choice, I’d choose practicing before using the Helping Hands Condom Applicator. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go cry a little. [CollegeHumor]
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‘Blunt Puncture’ Condom Tester Is Not A Sexy Machine
3:00AM Adam Frucci | This crazy contraption is a “Coital Model,” something used by condom manufacturers to determine when condoms break. Yes, that’s a big old penis on there. Uh, sexy? More »
Gadgets
Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms
1:40AM Adam Frucci | Ever wondered what a clown wears on his penis when he wants to practice safe sex with the bearded lady? A Wacky Rubber, that’s what. More »
Gadgets
Light Bulb Condom Does Not Protect Against STDs, Only the Dreaded EU
6:00AM Sean Fallon | Depending on your location, you may have heard that the European Union is banning all frosted incandescent bulbs in order to stimulate the adoption of efficient lighting. This bulb condom helps get around the rule. More »
Entertainment
This Watchmen Marketing is Getting a Little Out of Hand
1:50AM Adam Frucci | Yes, this is a Watchmen condom. If Alan Moore didn’t hate this movie before, he sure does now. Oh, but maybe the Nite Owl Dark Roast coffee will change his mind! More »
Peripherals
iPhone Condom Is Touch Sensitive Too But Requires Stylus
4:30AM Jesus Diaz | I promised myself I wasn’t going to do any more sex-related post in 2009. I failed. More »
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