Condoms are typically used to protect from unwanted pregnancy and STDs. But here’s a little-known fact — they can also make some pretty funky jams.
Android phones, loveable as they may be, are idiotically named. Names like Wildfire Incredible, Sensation, Vigor, Touch, Skyrocket and Pro taint otherwise decent phones. Where do Android phone makers come up with this stuff? Why, from condoms! It turns out, condoms and Android phones share more than just intimate utility, they’re actually named the same too.
A lot of effort goes into manufacturing condoms that are comfortable and effective, but that doesn’t do anyone any good if no one wears them. So some well-intentioned goober has decided to slap QR codes onto condom wrappers so you can check in every time you, uhh, unwrap one.
Condoms exist in that uncomfortably category of things we accept as part of everyday life, but don’t spend too much thinking — much less talking — about. That’s silly. To help break the ice, here’s a stimulating look at how Trojan condoms are made, because you really shouldn’t put anything on your (or your partner’s) junk without knowing where it comes from.
It’s the same old story. Boy meets girl. They fall in love. Boy uses radioactive condom for virility. Yeah, romance has a shelf life of forever.
Using a condom that is not suited for your penis increases the possibilities of breakage and slippage, which in turn increases the possibility of sexually transmitted infections, or unwanted pregnancies. Thankfully, someone invented custom size condoms. Now they are available… in Europe.
The rubber, the goalie, the love glove, the salami sling. No matter how many adorable monikers it gets, no one really likes condoms very much.
