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Bill Gates Reimagined As Penis for Condom Ad
Posted by Mark Wilson at 3:30 AM on October 11, 2008
We're not sure that Bill Gates signed off on this unofficial endorsement for 'Belgium for Love' brand condoms, but that didn't stop the company from placing his more characaturish features on a condom-wrapped penis with the caption, "I finally discovered an efficient antivirus!!" In case dominating the worldwide computer market, being one of the richest men alive and breaking entirely new ground on what it means to be a philanthropist wasn't enough, Bill can finally say he's made it. To see the full NSFW photo, hit the link. [Coilhouse via CopyRanter]
Brushing your teeth with your finger never works, despite how often you try it when you end up wasted at someone else's place for the night. You know, it just kind of smears the toothpaste over your teeth without creating a foam, and it leaves your mouth feeling even grosser than before. If only you had one of these weird finger condom toothbrushes! It looks to be extremely portable, albeit awkward to use and possibly tasting like rubber. It's the perfect accessory for people who end up sleeping in strange places often, like backpackers and sorority girls. [
My gut feeling is that Star Wars Episode VII is in fact not about C-3PO and R2-D2 engaging in robot orgies around the galaxy. And if it was, I think they're wearing the rubbers on the wrong head, unless there's something about robot sex that I don't know (nor do I want to). Still, while these knockoff Star Wars condoms might be okay for droids, I really can't suggest using them to protect your own lightsaber from Sarlaac or anything else lurking in the Great Pit of Carkoon. [
At last. Female sex pros and male overachievers rejoice--as the rest of us scratch our heads and look somewhere else while the level indicator on this US$28 condom dispenser keeps going down at the same rate of our hand cream dispenser. [
Bang bang, he shot me down
Everyone loves a good 
Next time you're headed to a rave and want some additional protection when things start to heat up, consider throwing a pair of these Rind disposable earplugs alongside that other well-known wallet-based protection. And because these plugs lie flat like a credit card when not in use, there will be no embarrassing ring-shaped mark pushing its way through the leather when it comes time to pay for drinks at the bar. When you're done, the plugs collapse and store back in the card, and remain effective for "several months" (instructions below). Try doing that with used latex!
For US$20, the Bulbcap will cover an otherwise naked light bulb. We worry about diseases and babies as much as the next guy, but this is just absurd. [
Why would someone bungee jump with a cord made out of condoms, you ask? If you thought it was an effort to make a statement about safe sex, you're wrong. Apparently the only real motivation Carl Dionisio had for the attempt was his own lunacy—he was hoping to re-create the "virgin buzz" he had with his first jump. Over the course of four months he and a friend constructed the rope using 18,500 condoms and a tried-and-true mathematical formula. Despite being 99% sure it would work, Dionisio admitted that his stomach was "in a knot for a month before the jump."
You know why I never wanna have a heart attack or prostate problems? The catheter. You know which one I'm talking about. Just the thought makes my junk burn. Enter this year's truly deserving Medical Design Excellence award winner, the GeeWhiz Condom Catheter. No more tubes twisted and crammed into tiny holes they don't belong in. GeeWhiz is leak proof, requires no adhesives and is easy to slip on or off. And did we mention the nurse doesn't have to jam a tube into your cock? Invention of the year. [
