Science

How Skillful Advertisers Can Word-Jack Your Brain

It’s long been established that the mighty brain is nothing but a mound of putty. We don’t see what we think we do, we don’t remember what we think we do, and we don’t like what we think we do. If we did, advertisers would be out of business. As it is, they’re literally putting false thoughts inside our heads.


April 26, 2011
Entertainment

This Commercial Was Made Entirely In Photoshop

While this is one of those ads that leaves you scratching your head and wondering what exactly it is they’re advertising (I think handwash? On Virgin flights?), it’s forgiven because the entire ad was actually made in Photoshop. That’s right – no Illustrator to animate those… germs?, just good ol’ fashioned Photoshop.


April 25, 2011
Gadgets

Facial Flex Infomercial Is SFW… But Only Just

Pick your time carefully when choosing to watch this hideous/hilarious infomercial, showing a young woman working her facial muscles. And if you’re planning on actually buying one and giving your face a work-out in the office, pick your time even more carefully.


April 11, 2011
Geek Out

Gender Stereotypes Revealed Anew In Toy Commercials Word Cloud

This is one of those things that won’t surprise, but it’s still certainly interesting. What you’re seeing in the image below is a word cloud, modeled after commercials for boy’s and girl’s toys. Stark differences laid bare, and all that.


April 10, 2011
Entertainment

The Death Star Was So My Idea

When anything gets spoofed, one of the first places you go in geekdom is Star Wars. It’s, like, a rule. Which really means a Star Wars parody of those obnoxious “Windows 7 was My Idea” commercials was bound to happen.


April 4, 2011
Mobile

Massive Xylophone Constructed In The Woods To Sell Japanese Mobile Phone

What does it take to market a mobile phone in Japan these days? Try an immense xylophone contraption that slowly plays out Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desire in the middle of a large, mossy wood.


March 23, 2011
Mobile

New Xperia Play Commercials Have Enslaved My Soul

Now listen, I don’t normally praise ads. They’re meant to sell us shit, and there’s nothing really noble about that. But. But. Kristen Schaal’s new promos for Sony Ericsson are one of the greatest things I’ve ever witnessed. Boob stab.


March 4, 2011
Entertainment

How The Old Spice Guy Seduces Your Lady In One Take

The Old Spice Guy’s got a pretty good life, doesn’t he? Smells great, makes us laugh, really good posture. But those amazing space-shifting commercials he stars in don’t just happen by magic. Here’s a behind the scenes look at how a go from a mountain to underwater to your fondest dreams, all in a single take.


February 27, 2011
Computing

The Worst Commercial Apple’s Ever Made

This promo video, made in 1984 for a marketing event by Apple, is over the top cheesy, laugh my arse off ridiculous and probably the worst ‘commercial’ they’ve ever made. favourite moment: the guy carrying the huge Lisa computer like it’s a laptop. [CrunchGear]


February 12, 2011
Entertainment

When Television Subtitles Go Seriously Wrong

Somehow this television commercial advertising for a local college master’s program ended up with such the subtitles as “It’s a dragon ripping the flesh off of a cow’s carcass” and “What are you, a woodchuck?” Awesome.