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Man Allegedly Steals Game Boys From Teenager’s Casket

12:20AM December 31, 2010 | Max Read

Jody Lynn Bennett, 37, of Mentcle, Pa. was apparently in need of a Game Boy on Wednesday. So he popped by the local funeral home and allegedly picked a couple up—from the open casket of a dead 17-year-old. More »


Coffin Couch Helps The Non-Dead Resemble The Undead

11:44PM June 19, 2009 | Mark Wilson

If Buffy, Twilight, Trueblood and the collective Anne Rice novels have taught us anything, it’s that women dig vampires. To exploit the phenomenon, stay out of the sun and buy this couch. More »