Ah, the old “planting a fake bag of cocaine on a stressed traveller” trick – a classic! A recently released document reveals an idiotic Transportation Security Administration screener who, earlier this year, joked around with fake cocaine instead of doing his job.
It looks like it takes more than passion and drive to stay up all hours of the night working on the space shuttle. NASA has discovered a bag with cocaine residue in the Discovery hanger in Cape Canaveral.
This is funny because a) it’s ultra-realistic and b) it is precisely one of the main uses of the iPhone in many clubs all around the world. And you gotta love their on-your-face sales pitch:
