clowns

Phones

Study Says Most Mobile Phone Users Are Too Distracted To Notice A Clown On A Unicycle

1:20PM Rosa Golijan | Clowns are scary to some, but apparently they’re invisible to most mobile phone users. According to a study involving a unicycle, a clown, and 150 college students, mobile phone users were half as likely as others to notice a red-nosed, unicycle rider. More »
Science

Clown Returns From Space Followed By A Martian Dwarf Troupe

12:12AM Jesus Diaz | I hate clowns. Clowns rich enough to buy a ticket to ride to the International Space Station? I loathe them with a vengeance. Well, the only clown in space—Guy Laliberte—hard landed on Earth at 8.31am today, Moscow time. More »
Design

Warning: This Image Will Give You Insomnia For A Month

9:00AM Jesus Diaz | Dearly beloved, this is the scariest piece of pseudo-art ever. Please don’t zoom if you want to sleep tonight. Or tomorrow. Or next week. Heck, you will be lucky if you can sleep before Halloween. Holy Batman. More »
Gadgets

Crazy Singing Clown Urinal Makes Us Go HAHAHAARRGHHSTOPDOINGTHAT!

10:56PM Jesus Diaz | This Japanese mechanical urinal in Osaka is an all-laughing, all-singing clown with a huge mouth. Yes, you read that well: it sings and moves up and down as you pee in it. And it has teeth. I know. After seeing it in action, I found it so wrong on so many levels that I had to put the video after the jump for other sensitive souls like me. More »