Gadgets
Lumitop Bras Add Eye-Grabbing Glows to Lady-Chests
Posted by Kit Eaton at 8:42 PM on August 18, 2008
Brassieres pop up surprisingly often at Giz... and here're a few more tech-laden ones: the LumiTops. They're from Lumigram, and have fibre optics that emit a "soft and sensusous" glow when you connect up their batteries, thereby ensuring that the wearer's boobs become even more eye-grabbing than usual. The batteries are interchangeable and are good for up to 12 hours of party-going glow. There's also other clothing in the evening-wear range, including shawls and men's clothing, but frankly these items are the best, don't you think? Prices range from US$145 to US$250 at the online store. [Lumigram via Inventorspot]

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