Gadgets
NES Air Max Sneakers Are Dignified Even If Geriatric
Posted by Mark Wilson at 11:20 PM on November 6, 2008
They aren't exactly what we pictured, but we can't deny that Nintendo and Nike's dual venture NES Air Max sneakers do invoke fond memories of the drab Nintendo Entertainment System. Featuring two tones of grey and a stripe of muted reddishness, only the keen sneaker aficionado will notice the subtle reference to the Start button, but anyone who doesn't get it might not be worth talking to anyway. Available now, our guess is that collectors will gobble stock quickly if they're not already gone. [kicksonfire via Kotaku]

Are you looking to buy clothes in the most awkward way possible? Well, Japanese clothing retailer Uniqlo is bringing that opportunity to holiday shoppers in New York's Times Square by setting up human vending machines. Yes, they're vending machines with mimes inside, with human assistants in metallic bodysuits there to help you. Yikes.
It's an unfortunate turn of events when Captain Kirk and Lieutenant Sulu
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The Death Star is a pretty cleanly place, but everything gets dusty. And while Darth Vader could force a robot or clone to do his bidding, a chore like shining one's iconic helmet is a very personal matter. And besides, Vader finds the whole process to be quite relaxing at the end of a hard day's work. $US15.95 and printed on a high quality American Apparel base tee, here's the graphic in full detail: