Science

Vampiric Implants Siphon Clam Essence For Electrical Power

Tomtao juice, Bud Light, home electronics — is there anything clam won’t work well in? Everybody’s favourite bi-valve is now an essential part of an experimental engine — it’s the battery.


September 9, 2011
News

Clams Filled With Cocaine

We need to consider, as a society, that we’ve run out of decent ways to smuggle cocaine. I say this because David Pocasangre Vaquiz was arrested outside DC with $US10,000 worth of coke stuffed into 80 clams. Clams.