Chuck Norris’s amazing super powers are well known throughout the online universe, but did you know that he’s so powerful, a mere photo of the man can fix your iPhone 4′s reception issues? More »
Reader spectralogue tells us that this Chuck Norris joke generator app was just rejected by Apple because it “ridicules public figures.” Wait, what?
Our beloved Chuck Norris who you might know as the karate fighting, cowboy hat wearing, roundhouse kicking, orange hairing and all around bad arse mother fucker is 69 today! On behalf of everyone at Giz, we wish Chuck Norris a very happy birthday. We felt it’d be fitting to celebrate this special occasion by hearing from the man himself as to why he’ll NEVER use a computer watch.
Apparently created for police detectives, construction workers, or anyone with zero sense of fashion and/or shame, the e-Volve Gadget Shoulder Holster is just that: A shoulder holster which, according to the manufacturer, “is designed to evolve and adapt to the reality of constant state of change in personal electronics by enabling you to wear your present and future gadgets”. Yes, it does all that. It has been engineered to “access your gadgets quickly,” like if your iPhone was Chuck Norris’ revolver. But make no fun of this, because this thing does it all:
What do you do when you want to show that your phone is tough? If you’re Rollei, you put a picture of Chuck Norris on the front. That’s right, a camera with Chuck Norris in fighting stance on the front. One of the features of this camera is that instead of smiling, all of your subjects will have looks of fear and intimidation on their faces. [TechFever via The Raw Feed]
Great Wall 5 is the codename for China’s Summer Olympics anti-terrorist operations. They say they will use “police forces, the People’s Armed Police, the People’s Liberation Army and the health, environmental protection, meteorology and transportation departments,” but I can also see flamethrowers, SWATs on Segways, anti-aircraft missiles, emergency response teams with sawing machines, and thousands of cloned Chuck Norris.
