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Diameter: 35 inches. Width: 18 inches. Weight: 2.5kg. Components: two doggie pools and a dream. Soundtrack: 8bit MGMT cover. Everything’s in place for the perfect world’s biggest yo-yo demonstration. But can it walk the dog?