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I’ve Found A Better Cheeto

6:00AM September 23, 2010 | Joel Johnson

Cheetos are manna from 7-11. But I think I’ve found a Cheeto that’s holier than Cheetos proper: Barbara’s Cheese Puffs JalapeƱo. More »


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How God Makes Cheetos

12:20AM May 26, 2010 | Mark Wilson

Gobs of cornmeal are fed into an extruder, which rubs the meal between two metal plates. The friction melts the starch in the corn and causes the moisture to heat up… More »


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Cheetos Lip Balm Restores My Lips And My Manhood

10:20AM August 11, 2009 | Jesus Diaz

There’s nothing much to say about the Cheetos Lip Balm, except it may be the product of the decade. If not the century. Even more so than the gargantuan Cheetos. Except that the Cheetos Lip Balm is a real product. More »


I Ate the World’s Largest Cheeto Over the World’s Most Expensive Keyboard

1:30AM April 24, 2009 | Adam Frucci

Here’s something gross: I was given the world’s largest Cheeto. So of course I had to eat it over the Optimus Maximus keyboard. Don’t try this at home.

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