This is Darren Suchon. And even at 42 years old, he doesn’t understand that it’s wrong to drive your live-in girlfriend off the road just because she took your PlayStation away. Especially when you’re using her Porsche to do it.
I spent 30 minutes driving to an ATM yesterday to deposit a check. I could have stayed at home, if only I’d known my iPhone can now let me deposit cheques.
