Chainsaws

Gadgets

Battery-Powered Chainsaw For Eco-Minded Psychopaths

7:20AM November 29, 2011 | Andrew Liszewski

Chainsaws have been used to clearcut forests and terrorise teenage summer camps, so Stihl is hoping to put them in a more friendlier light with their new electric model that swaps the cord for a 60-minute rechargeable lithium-ion battery. More »


News

Pocket Chainsaws, Tablet Rumours, And Other Stories We Didn’t Post

5:30PM September 20, 2011 | Brian Barrett

So much news passes before our collective eyes every day that we couldn’t possibly cover it all. Mostly because much of it isn’t worth covering! But here are a some borderline tidbits we passed on, just in case. More »


News

Incompetent Chainsaw Attacker Flees From Bat-Wielding Man

7:00PM June 16, 2011 | Lauri Apple

In a modern-day version of David vs Goliath, a Virginia homeowner armed with nothing but an aluminium baseball bat and moxie successfully defended himself against a chainsaw-carrying intruder late on Monday night. A factor that worked in his favour: The would-be attacker, one Douglas Edward Turner, is a strong contender for “least-talented crime-committing person ever”. More »


Geek Out

The Minimalist NokGear Chainsaw

12:40AM May 5, 2011 | Kat Hannaford

While far from practical, NextOfKin Creative’s re-imagining of the chainsaw isn’t supposed to cut through trees or be waved around a leathery-faced lunatic’s head out in the country. As you can see from the photo, it’s designed to slice through icebergs! Or sit in a museum looking all pretty. [NextOfKin via Core77]


Gadgets

JawSaw Is Equally Equipped For Tree Grooming, Zombie Defence

12:20AM April 14, 2011 | Sam Biddle

The chainsaw, unwieldy as it can be, is a simple enough design to take for granted. The Worx JawSaw, on the other hand, is both cleverly formed, and incredibly formidable looking – whether you’re looking chopping dead wood or undead. More »


Gadgets

3m Chainsaw Is Zombie Ready

11:40AM April 6, 2010 | Jesus Diaz

River Dvina at Arkhangelsk City, on the coast of White Sea. In places like this, they need giant, floating chain saws to cut through miles of ice. In places like this, vampires fight with zombies at night. More »


The Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre

1:40AM February 5, 2010 | Brian Barrett

When the inevitable police report is filled out, expect all the old clichés. “She seemed so harmless,” the neighbours will say. “We never thought so much evil could be hiding under such a cute little bow.” But we knew better. More »


Resident Evil 5 USB Chainsaw Only Kills Nano Zombies, But Stores 2GB of Confidential Umbrella Files

11:40PM April 13, 2009 | Matt Buchanan

Only the teeniest of zombies will fear this little USB chainsaw that normally comes packed in limited edition copies of Resident Evil 5. $US23.99 is pricey for 2GB storage, but…bloody chainsaw. [eBay via OhGizmo]

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A Chainsaw Bayonet Strapped to an AR-15 Rifle is the Ultimate Zombie Killing Weapon

3:00AM December 2, 2008 | Sean Fallon

No doubt inspired by games like Gears of War and countless zombie killing scenarios in popular culture, a weapons enthusiast on the AR-15 forum has managed to modify his rifle with a chainsaw bayonet. There isn’t much as far as details are concerned, but the video after the break complete with maniacle hillbilly laughter is all you need.

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Chainsaw Wheelbarrow Drag Runs Fast, Could Kills Faster

2:00AM August 17, 2007 | Jesus Diaz

Yes, this is exactly what it looks like: a stupid mechanical contraption designed to increase the number of fatal accidents in the workplace. It’s also a wheelbarrow drag racer powered by two chainsaws and a participant on the Silverline Drag Racing competition, a contest for modified power tools and, apparently, unused props from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. More racing power tools in the video after the jump. galleryPost('dragtools', 8, 'Drag Tools'); More »